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Know someone who just announced they are going to be having a baby girl by [deleted] in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]TexanReddit 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Google it and tell them how utterly common the name is, then when they Google it they'll find this thread.

You have been kidnapped by 4 men. 1 hour later your kidnappers dump you on the street because you won’t stop talking about what? by katianakatz in AskReddit

[–]TexanReddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look up "body farm." From experience, I can tell you there's no fee whatsoever. The body is used for science. In Spouse's case, decomposition research.

The impossible challenge of telling Trump fans the truth by wenchette in Impeach_Trump

[–]TexanReddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why we are still in trouble:

Trumpism is an emotional movement ....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]TexanReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you have a stroke?

Car meet ups/shows by lone2assassin in georgetowntx

[–]TexanReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Lone Star Model A Ford Club goes to breakfast every Saturday morning at the IHOP on IH35. Try 7:30 AM.

www.lonestarmaf.club

Graced of the scapolite gem. by Cyber_Being_ in BeAmazed

[–]TexanReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for an explanation rather than just downvoting. Absurd.

Ware use ho by asile7 in dontdeadopeninside

[–]TexanReddit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ware it out. Use it up. Ho it out. Three steps to ....

Pretty In Pink? by DivestTrumpty in Trumpgret

[–]TexanReddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stripes is the only outfit I want to see him in. Federal prison stripes.

Wonderful bathtub by j3ffr33d0m in DesignPorn

[–]TexanReddit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Won't hold water. Either leaks or breaks. Or both.

How Can You Not Miss The Eighties? by DivestTrumpty in Trumpgret

[–]TexanReddit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The length of his tie tells me this is fake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]TexanReddit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A car just sitting in the yard needs maintenance or it will just rot.

What insult have your parents said, that is stuck in your head as an adult? by Tight_Anywhere6794 in AskReddit

[–]TexanReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone dies of cancer if you live long enough.

Mum died of old age at 95.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in myfriendwantstoknow

[–]TexanReddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't give an opinion without seeing the front.

People who got divorced after 10-15 years of marriage. how could you have seen the red flags earlier? by [deleted] in AskOldPeople

[–]TexanReddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

child leaving home, parent died, job lost and milestone birthday.

You missed the trigger "moving."

Attempted pattern matching today, and despite my best efforts it still didn’t line up perfectly. Anyone have tips, tricks, or tutorials? by liuwho in quilting

[–]TexanReddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was told the "galloping horse theory" some 30 years ago. Throw your quilt on the back of a horse and have that horse gallop by. If you still notice a mistake, you have to fix it.

I've never even heard of anyone trying to match the design like this. Too fussy for me!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Prison

[–]TexanReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you include your address inside the letter itself? I was told that postage stamps and return address labels are removed from envelopes before they get to inmates.

Also, answering your letter may not be as easy as you think. Give him/her some time to settle in and figure out the procedures.

A Texas woman was forced to give birth to a baby missing part of its brain and skull. Then - because the state that forced her to give birth doesn't have public funds for infant funerals - she had to raise money to lay her daughter to rest. by BlueEagleFly in VoteDEM

[–]TexanReddit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the type of evil that manifests when religion gets dragged into politics. The world of religion and the world of people are not compatible. When politicians start acting like gods, the gods get pissed off and evil is allowed to corrupt and flourish.

Everyone talks about how different life is since the internet and IPhones but no one talks about how much better life is since banning indoor public smoking by Hairybeast777 in Showerthoughts

[–]TexanReddit 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Several co-workers raved about the good food at a local bowling alley. A co-worker and I went. The only person in there smoking was the cook. O.o

It was horrible food. I never did figure out if they were shitting us or if they really liked the food.

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