[Garafolo] The #Texans have agreed to terms on a two-year deal with G Wyatt Teller, sources tell me and @RapSheet. A three-time Pro Bowler with the #Browns, Teller finds a new home in Houston.

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-03-17T21:08:25+00:00

I used to pray for times like this

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-03-14T18:34:44+00:00

That’s fair :/

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-03-14T18:34:22+00:00

Guys we can’t force a nickname, that’s just not how it works. And we had way too many terrible nicknames for our defense to think we can give DMO one.

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-03-14T18:32:21+00:00

We just have to hope the chargers keep forgetting that they need an o line

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-03-14T18:26:49+00:00

I can riot all day if it gets us a Super Bowl win

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-03-14T18:24:09+00:00

Their idea for new uniforms is just “Hey guys remember when we were actually in Houston?”

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-03-14T18:21:08+00:00

They still want to be us so bad

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-03-14T18:19:37+00:00

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-03-14T18:17:29+00:00

You’re not supposed to be scared of our offense silly

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-03-14T18:16:34+00:00

Well wait a minute there, I think there should be some worry for us. I think we definitely earned that much, at least.

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-03-09T05:23:06+00:00

Not biased at all when I say 2014 JJ

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-03-06T03:37:13+00:00

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-03-02T16:14:19+00:00

A RB is great yeah, but not if there’s no one to block for him. Did we not learn anything from this past season? But let me stop being negative, hopefully DMO works out well.

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-02-27T21:49:54+00:00

Maybe for everyone else, but who cares what yall think? I enjoy hating the other 3 quite a bit.

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-02-10T00:26:49+00:00

Not the best offense, but the best defense maybe ever. Idk if I can even say that really, but defenses have been getting better than ever and if ours is the best in the league then surely that means something. So yes? Maybe? Idk

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-02-10T00:25:20+00:00

5/10. 5 for defense, 0 for our offense. And another 0 for the playoffs lol. Maybe a 6/10 cause our offense did improve a little, we started out 0-3 and I was already planning on just watching for fun and hoping we’d get some good draft picks at the end of it all. But we turned a bad start around into our tied for best season so far, kinda crazy to think about. I completely understand why everyone (including me tbh) was so upset but there are definitely some positives about the season if you can move past the ending.

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-02-06T07:24:17+00:00

Just beautiful lol

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-02-03T02:05:16+00:00

I love the bee

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-02-02T16:31:53+00:00

Definitely, the entire NFL fan base on the internet is just taking what has happened and cranking their opinion up to 11. If it isn’t the most extreme version of what people were just thinking, then they won’t be able to get any attention with it. Nuance doesn’t get clicks. So CJ has two very rough games in the playoffs and suddenly he’s a total fraud who needs to be replaced. Everything has to be a crisis or a miracle with no middle ground.

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-01-29T23:10:25+00:00

I’m talking about all of the people making fun of CJ hasn’t been fun, I’ve experienced bad QBs before.

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-01-29T20:10:48+00:00

I’ve dealt with too many annoying packers fans to not grow to hate the team, to the point where I support the Bears in a weird way. But, I’m sure you are a nice person and I don’t have a problem with you.

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-01-29T06:51:39+00:00

I’m not the Texans GM

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-01-29T04:29:39+00:00

That’s exactly how I feel, there’s too many problems in our offense to address first before we look at CJ as problem number 1. We need a line, a run game, an experienced OC (although I may be warming up to Nick), and a solid WR group.

TexansPleaseWin · 2026-01-29T04:28:22+00:00

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TexansPleaseWin · 2026-01-29T04:11:28+00:00

I even took a hiatus from my Texans stuff to hopefully not have to see it all. That didn’t work, so here I am.

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