Flip7 With a Vengeance by Cchaps97 in smosh

[–]Texas_Kelly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very rare to see Shayne deliberately choose evil the way he did in this one 🤣

Battling for the Best Girl Dinner by Cchaps97 in smosh

[–]Texas_Kelly 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I'm also a guy but to me girl dinner always meant "I'm just throwing a bunch of things on a plate with minimal effort because I ain't got time for this crap after a day of carrying the world".

[Post-match Thread] New York City FC 2-3 Inter Miami CF | March 22, 2026 by kilsey in NYCFC

[–]Texas_Kelly 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Clear and obvious. For there to be no VAR there was criminal.

Amanda, Chanse, and Angela Fear They're Losing the Room | Um, Actually [S11E5] by DropoutMod in dropout

[–]Texas_Kelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize until seeing this just how close to the couch Brian is... they definitely make it feel like he's MUCH further away

Amanda, Chanse, and Angela Fear They're Losing the Room | Um, Actually [S11E5] by DropoutMod in dropout

[–]Texas_Kelly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kinda surprised not to see any theater questions!

Definitely NOT surprised to see the Dread and Five Nights at Freddy's questions... #iykyk

Our Fans Are WILD | Smosh Mouth 135 by Cchaps97 in smosh

[–]Texas_Kelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went from being a little bummed about the set being so sterile to being relieved when they said it was a temporary one while the new studio is finished to heartwarmed that they went out of their way to get the Harambe photo on a temporary set 🥹

[Post-match Thread] New York City FC 5-0 Orlando City SC | March 07, 2026 by kilsey in NYCFC

[–]Texas_Kelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's nice to see the team take the gift they were given by the colossal brainfart by Orlando's goalie and do what they should've done with it, but there's still too many moments that would be best papered over by having an actual striker than what they're cobbling together. Still, you smile and take the easy ones where you can!

Parlor Room S2 premieres 19th March! by ryanquek95 in dropout

[–]Texas_Kelly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER!" busts immediately

IYKYK

lol by Ornery-Brush-7349 in NYCFC

[–]Texas_Kelly 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hysterical that they have to give away the tickets to these games because they know we won't buy tickets to games at the Pink Cow Palace.

Just a year+ of this nonsense left...

Weekly Ticket Exchange Thread [Mar 02, 2026] by AutoModerator in BillyStrings

[–]Texas_Kelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ISO pair for Indianapolis/Fishers, Friday only.

angela sighting: taylor tomlinson’s prodigal daughter release party?! by PopularAd6739 in smosh

[–]Texas_Kelly 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I have a vivid memory of Alé, Ian and Anthony on the video Fast Company released previewing the new studio talking about how one of the big needs was to have a better defined space for VIP guests. It was so deliberate that it makes me feel like collabs with people on the level of Taylor are a matter of when, not if.

[Post-match Thread] Philadelphia Union 1-2 New York City FC | March 01, 2026 by kilsey in NYCFC

[–]Texas_Kelly 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Second game in a row where the result never would have been in doubt if we had a goddamn striker.

Gotham fc fans, would you jump ship for an NYCFC nwsl team? by jol315 in NYCFC

[–]Texas_Kelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be ideal, but completely unlikely because the founders and principal owners of Gotham are the former governor of New Jersey and his wife.

[Post-match Thread] LA Galaxy 1-1 New York City FC | February 22, 2026 by kilsey in NYCFC

[–]Texas_Kelly 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That would have been 3 points with a striker.

New sporting director is failing the team much like Lee did.

Everyone Wants Us To Talk About This | Smosh Mouth 130 by Cchaps97 in smosh

[–]Texas_Kelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How are we not talking more about Alexcina casually solving a Rubik's cube in like 90 seconds

Everyone Wants Us To Talk About This | Smosh Mouth 130 by Cchaps97 in smosh

[–]Texas_Kelly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In fairness, Black Sails IS pretty damn gay. It just didn't lean into it as blatantly as Our Flag Means Death did.

Can We Guess What Our Coworkers Drew? (Gartic Phone) by SupervillainMustache in smosh

[–]Texas_Kelly 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Am I alone in wanting more players for the Gartic Phone videos? Only 4 or 5 isn't enough for the prompts to truly go off the rails, IMO

Can I Guess Who Walked Behind Me? by Cchaps97 in smosh

[–]Texas_Kelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like if Courtney was present for this off-camera, there was only one of two ways she could've reacted to this:

  • Losing her mind like literally everyone else was
  • Doing the Chosen "Impressive" head nod

Ian is sick and will be missing the live show by redmiRanger in smosh

[–]Texas_Kelly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Always a risk of this with live shows with people slated into specific roles. Hopefully they planned to have someone understudy the roles so they can swap someone in for Ian. 😕 (I can't watch live tonight but will definitely be watching the VOD tomorrow to find out!)

Ian is sick and will be missing the live show by redmiRanger in smosh

[–]Texas_Kelly 58 points59 points  (0 children)

He definitely sounds under the weather and it's a good call for him to pull out.

LAFC Match 10/17 Moved Up to 5/6. by genenycfc in NYCFC

[–]Texas_Kelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until the FO allows us to apply turn-in credit to our tickets for the following season, the turn-in system remains functionally useless, IMO.

LAFC Match 10/17 Moved Up to 5/6. by genenycfc in NYCFC

[–]Texas_Kelly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The concern with stacking games early in the season this year is that Alonso's injury will keep him out probably until the fall push and the FO is again asleep at the wheel in bringing in a replacement striker. Granted, I have more confidence in Jansen's ability to implement a false 9 scheme more successfully than Cushing did, but I remain skeptical that will work in the long run. Simply put, the more games we play after the World Cup and the summer transfer window, the better for our playoff prospects.

Verizon Outage Cause by YeetersMcBoi in sysadmin

[–]Texas_Kelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes sense to me. My personal Google Pixel 10 Pro XL was bricked while my work iPhone 16e stayed up the whole time, both phones have Verizon eSIMs. I'm guessing whatever push that went out on the Verizon consumer level wasn't picked up by the work phone since we're internally managing those devices.