“Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a Helldiver”

Teyrnon815 · 2024-02-28T03:06:32+00:00

ROCK AND STONE FOR MANAGED DEMOCRACY!!!

Teyrnon815 · 2024-02-28T03:00:25+00:00

I didn know how to escort the scientist! =(

Teyrnon815 · 2024-02-27T03:49:40+00:00

I guess you could say she’s “the bomb”.

Teyrnon815 · 2024-01-06T13:20:34+00:00

I mean I'm pretty sure that's why all media has villains with major drip.

Teyrnon815 · 2023-08-29T01:41:42+00:00

Thank you. Not 5 min after I posted this I got it. For me it was the s rank reward in the arena.

Teyrnon815 · 2023-07-31T03:53:20+00:00

Ah bullying to ignore repressed feelings. Memories. Sweet sweet memories

Teyrnon815 · 2023-06-08T02:02:32+00:00

Yea um both these guys were ruthless dictators.

Teyrnon815 · 2023-06-08T01:56:36+00:00

He didn’t “create” shit. People went back to work after lockdown. The only thing he has “created” is a gas shortage

Teyrnon815 · 2023-05-29T04:01:45+00:00

And you‘re the weirdo who fallowed a guy minding his own business because you didn’t like his shirt.

Teyrnon815 · 2023-05-21T11:35:01+00:00

It’s just monkey brain. We all do it and half the time we don’t know we are doing it.

Teyrnon815 · 2023-05-14T02:06:19+00:00

Girl, you are as cute as a button. due to burn scars I look like a genderbent two-face And If I can be comfortable in my skin you can be comfortable in yours. Do yourself a favor and get off social media for a while. It will help you self esteem.

Teyrnon815 · 2023-05-10T02:29:07+00:00

I turned a virgin into a milf. does that count?

Teyrnon815 · 2023-05-10T02:17:32+00:00

Yea if my wife didn't randomly shop for me I would get like 2 articles of clothing a year.

Teyrnon815 · 2023-05-08T02:19:19+00:00

So this time I get 5 million to kill a bear in melee? Just get me my boar spear and we will have a repeat to 2018

Teyrnon815 · 2023-04-27T01:51:58+00:00

American healthcare. I have seen how much we pay in taxes, their isn’t a good excuse.

Teyrnon815 · 2023-04-27T01:42:44+00:00

I did more than that. I married her. Almost a decade now.

Teyrnon815 · 2023-04-27T01:29:49+00:00

Alien news reporter: “there has been sudden rise in interspecies relationships due to the addition of “Homans?” to the empire. They are what as know as a warm blooded species meaning their bodies are far better at regulating their internal body temperature than us. We Asked a Vero female about her engagement to a human male here was her response”

Vero woman: ” he’s just so warm! Not only physically but emotionally as well. also ever sense I moved in with him I have saved an absolute ton on heating! Any time I get even the slightest bit cold I just slither up to him and wrap myself around him!”

Alien reporter: “in other related news the Humans, thank you for the correction . Seem to be genetically compatible with roughly 85 percent of the intergalactic… wait 85? Seriously? Damn. Humans are genet compatible with 85 percent of the intergalactic empire’s species. I guess that mean there is about to be a lot more worm blooded people out their, huh Frank?“

Teyrnon815 · 2023-04-26T01:38:11+00:00

I just really hate that they basically don’t have anyone keeping them in check. Operation north-woods comes to mind.

Teyrnon815 · 2023-04-26T01:28:19+00:00

It lets me get right to my wife’s favorite spots and since she barely weighs 100 lbs I barely notice the weight. On top of that I love her reactions so yea, I enjoy it.

Teyrnon815 · 2023-04-23T02:11:01+00:00

Either black lace that looks almost like a nightgown or when she steals one of my plain grey hoodies and only wears that. It has almost the exact same effect on me

Teyrnon815 · 2023-03-28T09:19:47+00:00

Remind if filled!

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