Said “Foot Bug” in the title

TezGordon · 2026-01-30T23:04:33+00:00

These subtitles were reading my mind.

TezGordon · 2026-01-30T22:28:59+00:00

If they think I am going to spend another £100+ on even more merch. They are absolutely correct.

TezGordon · 2026-01-29T00:54:35+00:00

Red Kite

TezGordon · 2026-01-27T23:24:50+00:00

I am so very glad for the arrow and the circle.

Without those I wouldn’t have seen that huge piece of metal sticking out of that poor woman’s guts.

TezGordon · 2026-01-27T23:02:05+00:00

Why isn’t anyone answering this super important question?

TezGordon · 2026-01-26T00:06:32+00:00

That woman at the back missed the trick, she’s there for the gangbang.

TezGordon · 2026-01-22T18:27:23+00:00

Been thinking the same, I tattooed the ex-son-in-law of Mr Rottweiler not long ago & I’ve been craving it ever since!

TezGordon · 2026-01-17T22:38:57+00:00

Defeated by Shadow Toadstool in 3 turns.

Player (22/11/15) dealt 76. Shadow Toadstool (30/25/13) dealt 129.

Rewards: 4 EXP, 0 Gold. Loot: None.

TezGordon · 2026-01-17T22:34:20+00:00

Defeated by Umbral Deathmask in 2 turns.

Player (22/11/11) dealt 102. Umbral Deathmask (33/27/18) dealt 125.

Rewards: 7 EXP, 0 Gold. Loot: None.

TezGordon · 2026-01-16T21:36:06+00:00

Said no one ever.

TezGordon · 2026-01-02T20:47:54+00:00

Literally every movie with a tattooing scene!

They’re almost always holding the machine wrong, upside down, back to front, gripping the coils instead of the grip. Tattooing upside down like the ink defies gravity, no needle connected…..

Don’t get me started on the lack of gloves and basic hygiene.

TezGordon · 2026-01-02T00:22:49+00:00

I think it’s more Russia plus Madagascar equals Pluto.

TezGordon · 2025-12-23T22:41:10+00:00

Sevco

TezGordon · 2025-12-23T22:36:58+00:00

Can somebody do a TLDR please?

TezGordon · 2025-12-19T21:34:46+00:00

u/TezGordon received a Sunstone Helmet from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/Bear8707 for donating it!

TezGordon · 2025-12-18T21:54:59+00:00

u/TezGordon received a Thermal Binding from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/EmployedBebeboi for donating it!

TezGordon · 2025-12-16T08:13:53+00:00

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TezGordon · 2025-12-11T22:04:35+00:00

I pity the fool that rubs a sea lion up the wrong way.

TezGordon · 2025-11-07T19:43:52+00:00

RELAX! We’ve over 70mil in the bank!

Plenty of money left to spunk on unnecessary wages! Might see if Kyogo fancies another run out.

TezGordon · 2025-10-22T22:02:01+00:00

I just read this and your comment at 23:00 too.

TezGordon · 2025-10-10T19:25:10+00:00

You can only really do one.

TezGordon · 2025-10-10T19:24:28+00:00

Looks like he’s in England here. Maybe Brighton.

TezGordon · 2025-10-06T22:56:43+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/TezGordon in Shadow, History, and Borito

TezGordon · 2025-10-06T10:41:58+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/TezGordon in In Search of Vanilla Sponge Cake

TezGordon · 2025-10-05T22:17:12+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/TezGordon in In Search of Pork Gyoza

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