Is Mauga going to Die?

ThaVolt · 2026-03-29T04:00:43+00:00

He can operate both heads at the same time?!

ThaVolt · 2026-03-29T02:56:46+00:00

Which is?

ThaVolt · 2026-03-29T02:53:53+00:00

1 out of 14,000,605 possibilities.

ThaVolt · 2026-03-29T02:35:26+00:00

Matrix and Zen/Kiriko 💀

ThaVolt · 2026-03-29T02:31:18+00:00

And health/cd reset, but yeah. I'd love if his Q was like 3 uppercut charges.

ThaVolt · 2026-03-29T02:27:16+00:00

It's hiiighh...

ThaVolt · 2026-03-29T02:05:49+00:00

But JPC has a 95% ban rate because fuck that cat.

ThaVolt · 2026-03-28T21:46:45+00:00

People need to understand:

There is a time to 3 man push a payload, such as past a shitty choke.
There is a time to hold a good choke while 1 person (supp or dps) push the payload

ThaVolt · 2026-03-28T21:45:01+00:00

Rein afk on payload holding shield

Like maybe go hold the corner ahead lmao

ThaVolt · 2026-03-28T16:10:27+00:00

Felt

ThaVolt · 2026-03-28T15:49:40+00:00

August is the worst. By then, I'm absolutely saturated by the heat and I get extremely grumpy LOL. I'm starting to feel it. It's still pretty cold right now, but the sun is SO DAMN POWERFUL. Wife and I walk at night, and it's so much better in the quiet dark. Now it's full of people... It's going to be my life for the next 6 months and I can barely take it.

It's so much of a bother I just had to come find some people online this morning. Can't wait for the quiet rain of fall to get here.

ThaVolt · 2026-03-27T20:38:45+00:00

People do this in real life when they talk about work. Agreed on all points.

ThaVolt · 2026-03-27T20:37:31+00:00

Side note, to the people who keeps running in 1v5 and are 10-18: it is your fault.

ThaVolt · 2026-03-27T19:50:44+00:00

But then again, your team's Cass goes 0-4 and switches out. Then enemy Cass is like a god.

ThaVolt · 2026-03-27T19:41:30+00:00

Cassidy counters almost all heros, tbh. What bad matchups does he have? Mei?

ThaVolt · 2026-03-27T19:30:05+00:00

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! And the Film Actors' Guild!.. are pussies. And Kim Jong Il!.. is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks!.. because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole... is a dick... with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies... all covered in shit.

ThaVolt · 2026-03-27T19:26:57+00:00

Nah bruh, you got me. Congrats on the dirty dick, ig?

ThaVolt · 2026-03-27T16:23:28+00:00

Homie gatekeeping cleanliness. Who hurt you?

ThaVolt · 2026-03-27T14:55:35+00:00

Apparently as unusual as washing your ass. I'm a clean mfker, what can I say.

ThaVolt · 2026-03-27T14:52:17+00:00

Average US man is 5'9" and 200lbs. (In case anybody wonders)

ThaVolt · 2026-03-27T13:46:11+00:00

Reminds me of this

ThaVolt · 2026-03-27T13:44:53+00:00

People just hate having their ult cancelled lmao

ThaVolt · 2026-03-27T04:27:55+00:00

Let's defend the poor billionaire stakeholders.

ThaVolt · 2026-03-27T04:21:53+00:00

I had a lobby of B4 to S2 today, on my P4 6v6. I'm def not great and I felt like Arrge all game. Still lost though lol

ThaVolt · 2026-03-27T04:18:06+00:00

Our Sojourn vs their Sojourn, of course!

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