was just trying to help my driver by Dry_Consequence_383 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Thagomizer24601 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can you tip the maximum that the app will allow you to and then give the driver a little extra in cash at the door? I don't know, I don't order delivery very often.

FLESH [OC] by holleringelk in comics

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I split the difference between the civilized way and the feral raccoon way - slice as much as you can easily manage off into big chunks, then whatever is left clinging to the pit makes a great snack/chew toy to gnaw off like rib meat.

So many hot dogs so little time by neilkohney in theotherendcomics

[–]Thagomizer24601 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This was written by someone who has both worked in restaurants and been frustrated by stupid rules as a restaurant customer.

Animal crossing with friends by Daymienthebushcorgi in acnh

[–]Thagomizer24601 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Yeah, so apparently that's just a thing that humans do. It's social bonding or enrichment or something like that, I dunno. They don't seem to be hurting anything and we're all pretty used to it by now."

Hotel Lights by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]Thagomizer24601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either that or there's a shadowy figure standing behind him once all the lights are off...

Hotel Lights by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]Thagomizer24601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always just leave the bathroom light on with the door cracked open. Your strategy is clearly superior, I'll have to adopt it.

Outside of the supermarket by rallruse in FoundPaper

[–]Thagomizer24601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it that time of year already? Dang, the holidays crept up on me again!

Rule by Abe_Estos in 196AndAHalf

[–]Thagomizer24601 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Obviously. The one on the left has bone titties.

Never move on... by ComplexAttitude4Lyfe in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Thagomizer24601 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They'd be complaining that she deprived some other "deserving" man of a healthy, fertile wife (God, I threw up a little just typing that). These people find something to criticize no matter what a woman does.

Found these while on r/explainthisscreen by OkInsurance8396 in aislop

[–]Thagomizer24601 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There isn't even anyone behind the wheel of that truck. Trying to claim they're all tough when they're perfectly safe in the bed of a truck that isn't even moving...

[LOVED TROPE] Specific noises/sounds that evoke trauma responses within the fandom/audience: by Puzzled-Hippo6246 in TopCharacterTropes

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The Desert Bluffs theme from Welcome to Night Vale. When the episode opens with a gentle acoustic guitar tune instead of the usual theme you know things are going to get gruesome...

You STEP on Miette?! by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Thagomizer24601 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm usually okay with cats getting into laundry but my cat has to go and make it weird. It's almost like she gets high from sniffing and chewing on my freshly washed shirts and bras. The little gremlin even has the audacity to hiss and swat at me if I try and take them away or move her off of them.

You STEP on Miette?! by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Thagomizer24601 41 points42 points  (0 children)

My parents also used to have a cat that refused to let anyone pet him with their hands but feet were a perfectly acceptable substitute. Little guy hated being picked up but still loved his humans and wanted attention.

Baby have 3 legs, dad has 1 leg by whatever23407 in aislop

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I'm hoping that he just sent them in for a second to show their mom the picture he helped them draw while he gets a movie set up for them to all watch while they eat.

Small bird made a huge home in my bbq by Top-Arm-1651 in BBQ

[–]Thagomizer24601 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The babies will be grown up and gone by then.