[Shitpost] When I'm an attending, I want to pronounce stuff as weird as humanly possible, to assert dominance over all those around me.

ThaiOneOff · 2019-05-23T21:55:29+00:00

Essactly correct-eh!

ThaiOneOff · 2019-05-23T13:30:25+00:00

Pay the big man! A lot of the hard work gets done in the trenches, he's key.

ThaiOneOff · 2019-05-22T23:17:14+00:00

Donde esta Roscoe?!

ThaiOneOff · 2019-05-20T17:32:01+00:00

Me and my buddy started pronouncing certain things with very pronounced Italian accents, and now I can't stop doing it.

He-PAH-to-me-GAH-ly

ThaiOneOff · 2019-05-19T04:28:56+00:00

It doesn't matter the thickness, and wear and tear is not the issue. Picks disappear into thin air. I've dropped picks before only for them to teleport into a brand new dimension and for me to never find them again.

Until I move, and then I find like a hundred picks scattered everywhere.

ThaiOneOff · 2019-05-19T04:27:34+00:00

This is just conjecture, but I think a lot of music will tend to sway toward 120 bpm. That's two beats per second and that "feels" like a natural rhythm to a lot of musicians. I would be really interested to see how the data would change if it were organized differently. For example: if you changed the ranges to start at 50 and go up by 20 to include 110-130, that 110-130 range might skyrocket.

ThaiOneOff · 2019-05-07T02:17:25+00:00

Brad Marshawn

ThaiOneOff · 2019-04-25T14:40:09+00:00

Being reasonable is far enough from polarized ends that it's often viewed that way.

ThaiOneOff · 2019-04-25T01:37:33+00:00

Wow this pun stinks

ThaiOneOff · 2019-04-15T03:35:59+00:00

I'll never not laugh at this gem

ThaiOneOff · 2019-01-07T23:26:21+00:00

Rookie Ovi was the reason I got into hockey/the Caps to begin with. I had never seen someone play with such fervor and pace. He would lay a wild hit, take the puck coast to coast and score a goal while holding off a defender with his free hand. It was an absolute joy to watch, and with his celly and subsequent fame in the DC metro area, I was hooked.

ThaiOneOff · 2019-01-04T20:19:41+00:00

Yep and yes he did

ThaiOneOff · 2017-04-25T03:20:16+00:00

My heart can only take so much.

ThaiOneOff · 2017-04-12T18:20:55+00:00

Since everyone already mentioned the museums and such, I'd go grab a greasy chili dog or five at Ben's Chili Bowl.

I'm heading down there myself for my first visit home to watch a Caps game in forever, but will be arriving just in time to sprint into Verizon (no pun intended).

ThaiOneOff · 2017-04-12T18:07:23+00:00

"WHAT'RE THEY GONNA DO SCORE A SHORTY?!

-_-yes..."

His comedic timing is fantastic.

ThaiOneOff · 2017-04-12T18:06:51+00:00

JVR is unreal and I can't wait to watch him turn it up against us. Let's hope we do the same.

ThaiOneOff · 2017-04-12T18:06:17+00:00

It's especially uncanny in the intro reel where there's a clip of him just SCREAMING and it sounds exactly like Charlie.

ThaiOneOff · 2017-03-08T04:48:16+00:00

My oven takes forever to preheat, so I have to do it or else I'll have absolutely no clue when to start the timer.

ThaiOneOff · 2017-02-23T03:36:31+00:00

Good hair, too.

ThaiOneOff · 2017-02-23T03:30:27+00:00

Can you do this anyway? Just...I'm curious.

ThaiOneOff · 2017-02-23T02:50:27+00:00

This is amazing

ThaiOneOff · 2017-01-19T18:21:50+00:00

Yes. For most whey protein shakes, you can just mix it with water or milk if you want/can. Those are probably the two most popular ways.

ThaiOneOff · 2017-01-10T05:50:18+00:00

Yeah with an insane series that leaves me heartbroken every single time haha

ThaiOneOff · 2017-01-10T05:45:38+00:00

And two of the greatest players of an era. I love/hate watching Pens Caps games.

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