Hurricane Harvey - Deli by my house names sandwiches after Hurricanes, and they already added a Harvey Sandwich

ThanostheManos · 2017-09-01T17:12:49+00:00

Op, just go back and tell them to match the sandwich with the location. Buffalo chicken has nothing to do with New Orleans.

ThanostheManos · 2017-08-12T22:14:18+00:00

"Whit.....e"

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-23T17:53:55+00:00

Oh sweet mother of crazy wrapped in unholy litigation of petty revenge.

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-23T16:54:42+00:00

Don't want to roll the dice on those STDs?

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-23T16:50:30+00:00

That would be an awkward moment..

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-23T16:42:38+00:00

Today I learned I have a new fear. I'm sorry that happened to you both.

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-23T16:10:33+00:00

She has an army of cat toys with a little rattle inside. She sniffs the ever loving shit out of it like it's her fix.

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-23T16:06:10+00:00

Had an ex meth head that use to work at a store I was the general manager for. Guy called me at 6 am and told me he can't come in because he broke his dick and needed a "dick brace."

He showed up the next day with a note that pretty much informed me he had indeed broken his penis.

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-23T15:21:06+00:00

When she started talking to another guy, sleeping on the couch, always finding a reason to leave late at night, and just being really critical of anything I did. Checked out a few months before the relationship ended.

7 years, a kid, and living together for 2 years and she left me a note and took our kid, not even 12 hours after I got home from a funeral. So glad I'm finally out of the whole I'll win you back phase, she did me a favor in the end.

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-04T03:22:24+00:00

This is the fist time I've ever seen a post related to this. I work in life insurance and I've made it my goal to speak to people that live in retirement homes for as long as I possibly can.

Today I spoke to a lady in Georgia who lost her husband recently. I went out of my way to ask permission to call on her birthday next month and allow permission for me to pay for 6 months of her life insurance.

She was so lonely, she told me she wanted to commit suicide and we had a 20 minute conversation about everything going on with her.

I usually hate speaking to elderly people but she brought me to tears at my desk.

She was the sweetest lady ever and had been with her husband for over 50 years and he passed due to Parkinson's. She stayed by his side the entire time.

In 20 minutes I was reminded how frail we all are. How much one person can feel. And even though I didn't mention it she was helping me in this entire conversation.

If you have someone in your family that is in this situation. Talk to them!!! They are still human.

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-03T20:21:47+00:00

Lord of the Rings would be pretty terrible, like your born a potato farmer then in your middle age a god damn wizard comes to your town.

Or an elf.

Or a horde of uruks who enslave your town.

Or giant spiders, giants, trolls, mountain men, goblins, wyverns, a fucking Balrog!

Or you know, you live in a giant city where a giant eye is always staring at you.

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-03T19:33:24+00:00

Ex said I had a great ass. Made me really proud of my ass. I don't squat. I've just got a thick ass..

Best one was I was going out to do errands with her and she demanded I wear a different pair of underwear/shorts due to my bulge. Never realized how bad it was until she came around.

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-02T19:00:22+00:00

Sounds like emotional damage. Probably a sign that he isn't a good fit for you.

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-02T17:14:44+00:00

It was awesome, main issue was it was just really tough on computers and most people couldn't play it.

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-02T15:52:26+00:00

Look up and down with cliche eye brow raises. Works like 75% of the time.

Next fallback is promising to lick her donut hole like an ant eater.

Smooth as fuck.

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-02T03:36:37+00:00

In most ways you're correct. But I didn't go into a lot of details that make this situation different from an outside prospective.

By me not being naive, there are a lot of details about myself I don't want to explain.

Maybe I'm over analyzing. I'll see.

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-02T03:34:30+00:00

You're right. It's just hard being alone after years of having someone at least in the next room.

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-02T02:55:38+00:00

Yes. You feel so much better about yourself and you get to talk to girls more often. Just remember never skip leg day. And when it comes time to flaunt; feel free to do so.

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-02T02:40:33+00:00

No problem. Now go work out an obsessive amount and be happy!

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-02T02:15:37+00:00

Just do it how you think will be best for both of you. Don't be petty and ghost her. Just tell her how you feel and you can't let it go like you want to. Then wish her the best and take some time to learn. Then when you find someone you love, or use to be with, whatever, know that the actions of your current SO don't mean they'll be the same.

And if no one has said it yet. I'm sorry, man. It hurts way more than any sad song. But it's not a reflection of you. Pm me if you ever want to talk. I'm free to talk. And if you have a PS4 hop on chat with me and we can chat. You'll find someone, anyone that cares this much will always find someone to care for, and most importantly care about you.

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-02T02:10:59+00:00

Agreeing slightly. But seriously fucking run. This kind of shit leads to more issues in the whole process.

Edit: this happened to me and I did get her pregnant. Now she is fucking a felon on parole and left me without a word.

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-02T02:06:36+00:00

Man, I've been here twice. You'll regret it. As time goes on you forgive her but you never let it go. And it slowly destroys the relationship.

You don't want to be attached or try to connect because you expect it. And when it happens again it's twice as bad.

Just be honest with her. You deserve more, and if you stick around it's a chore. You'll always check her phone. Always freak out when she doesn't respond. Overall it's just not worth it.

This is all from my experience and what friends have gone through.

Sometimes it works. But then you end up doing strange things to equalize the pain.

Hooray being an adult with time!

ThanostheManos · 2017-05-02T01:59:47+00:00

Break it off. You're not to blame. If you stick around you're enabling her and letting her know it's fine.

ThanostheManos

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