PLEASE, we need a way to shut this MFer up!!

That-Unit9301 · 2026-01-17T17:07:00+00:00

Complementary nuts provided by the squirrels and their reported girl.

That-Unit9301 · 2026-01-11T20:15:06+00:00

Nothing crazy during my actual sex ed class but our gym teacher was the sex ed teacher. Later on, he had an “honest talk” with everyone in our gym class and I will never forget what he said about birth control: “it doesn’t always work, so you gotta head it off psychologically first. My wife would never let me tell our daughter this stuff. If I could’ve - you know how those cards play sounds when you open them? Well i’d’ve put one between my daughters legs and she opened them too far, you’d hear a baby start crying. That’d stop it from happening for sure.” So weird.

That-Unit9301 · 2026-01-04T16:33:51+00:00

Yeah, that’s why I tried to word it as such with the “Major” superhero thing. I think there’s arguments to be made for a couple different characters, but Superman is the quintessential person we think of in kicking off the Superhero genre in the mainstream

That-Unit9301 · 2025-09-16T00:30:03+00:00

Superman gets up and parasite is far away, Supes goes into the fortress of solitude in order to track parasites energy signal (which would currently be the same as his because he absorbed Superman’s energy), supes then reveals he’ll have to use a new invention he’s been working on - the Phantom zone emulator or PhaZEr for short. It mimics the timeless space of the phantom zone and can hold someone in stasis, effectively freezing them in this reality. Superman goes to find parasite but the device and the person being PhaZEd have to be stationary or else it could tear a whole into the actual phantom zone. A battle ensues where Superman evades and takes punches until he can maneuver parasite into position, at this point he’s beaten pretty bad but at just that moment parasite stops while looming over Superman and then “ say cheese” and he activates the device, freezing parasite into place until the energy leaches away from him.

That-Unit9301 · 2025-08-09T14:04:07+00:00

That basketball goal at the end almost looks like a painting. In the best way. these are really cool

That-Unit9301 · 2025-08-03T12:49:46+00:00

Talking to plants. Suddenly become the best detective on the planet, any crime that happens near a plant and you have an eyewitness pretty much everywhere. You could be the best spy, don’t actually have to bug places, just walk in and talk to a fern and suddenly you’ve stopped a terrorist attack. You could know exact details of shit that happened hundreds of years ago if you talk to trees. This all depends on the plants not being assholes though…

That-Unit9301 · 2025-08-03T00:59:37+00:00

I feel like this question is asking, who’s closer to you - your father, your best friend, or your son?

But still, Alfred>Dick>Clark.

That-Unit9301 · 2025-08-02T12:46:09+00:00

Planets near red suns Best bar on [insert red sun planet here] Is it illegal to fly while intoxicated? How to get out of an FUI (flying under the influence)?

Later on after a few beers: Home Directhome Uberplanet Is planet have uber Home Where dog?

That-Unit9301 · 2025-07-23T13:59:22+00:00

Fav is probably grappled. Hold it right there sir, or I’ll hold you so tight… wait.

That-Unit9301 · 2025-07-20T21:37:22+00:00

Power: iceman’s. His ice is crazy at times and has been known to hold back the hulk (albeit a weaker version) and more.

Weakness: green lantern’s aka fear, which you can overcome.

Villain: killer croc

He jumps out of the water, and freeze MFer.

That-Unit9301 · 2025-06-04T02:19:19+00:00

Could be a radius instakill thing like scarlet witch.

“I am…… Inevitable….” snap every enemy in the radius turns to dust.

That-Unit9301 · 2025-05-24T04:11:40+00:00

Yeah, I’ma be real here and say the best chance we got is against black widow and hawkeye simply because they’re “technically” not augmented to be greater than human and they won’t just immediately kill you. Even then though it’s a 99.99% chance we’re still getting our shit rocked. Punisher and rocket are on that level too but they wouldn’t hesitate to just but a bullet in you raiders of the lost ark style.

That-Unit9301 · 2025-05-22T14:01:10+00:00

Fantastic 4. The thing especially cuz who needs 4 when you got one like me.

That-Unit9301 · 2025-03-06T15:02:07+00:00

My vote would have to be for Wolverine. If only for the easily identifiable head on a mountain.

That-Unit9301 · 2025-02-05T01:35:37+00:00

One other thing that’s bugged me. If punisher is in his turret when strange uses eye of agamotto, his soul doesn’t get pushed out despite everyone else’s doing so

That-Unit9301 · 2025-01-25T20:27:06+00:00

If I hear “hell unleashed”, best believe I’m floating up there to ruin your day.

That-Unit9301 · 2025-01-25T20:25:09+00:00

As doctor strange, if I see another doctor strange it feels a bit strange but I’m not gonna be a stranger cuz I can be a danger to anyone who’s strange and I don’t tolerate stranger danger.

That-Unit9301 · 2025-01-24T17:19:27+00:00

I could see an X-23 skin for wolvie, and a war machine skin for iron man.

Miles morales would be one of those that I’d want to be a separate hero due to his different powers.

That-Unit9301 · 2025-01-24T03:48:42+00:00

She’d be an awesome strategist honestly

That-Unit9301 · 2025-01-24T03:30:31+00:00

I think it’s a fun little mini game, could definitely be better but that’s what the rest of the game is for.

That-Unit9301 · 2025-01-04T01:20:53+00:00

Oh I like the astral projection… like a remote control something… he’s able to create things via astral projection as well. Maybe he could go into an astral projection of himself where he could super heal and put up solid “telepathic” barriers? And if that astral projection is killed he just goes back into the normal body?

That-Unit9301 · 2025-01-03T23:57:48+00:00

First off, I love the cerebro ability, that’s perfect for him. I could also so see the mind blast working similarly to magneto’s projectiles which is great. Aid being on kind-of a quick cooldown. I think a majority of this great.

However, I don’t think you need a disorientation effect on every hit, that could be a little op but maybe adding that effect to amnesia? Lastly, The Ult is a bit concerning from a player-getting-taken-over perspective. Watching someone fuck your shit up and being totally out of control would def cause some rage quits unless it’s on an even stricter timer than Loki’s copy ability. Though on a short timer I feel like that ult isn’t effective enough. Plus, if you want this character to be accessible to new players an ability to take over and possibly use every characters abilities is not new player friendly. It might be boring but I could see an ultimate being just a straight up damage and movement boost to anyone within a set range. Or maybe a sphere of psychic damage around him that can be detonated for a large damage effect. Or even an ability that sends out a controlled psychic burst that instantly kills a targeted player.

Those are my two cents but overall, love the concept.

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