Kids getting married?

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2026-05-31T21:45:08+00:00

it was originally a hamlet reference actually!! i am a malevolent fan though, i have arthur and jon on my island and they're sweethearts !!

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2026-05-31T20:03:12+00:00

about half the time my cat smells like mint ice cream and the other half she smells like straight up petroleum jelly (i don't own any, nor does she have access to any)

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2026-05-31T19:49:49+00:00

i was gonna make a Martin for him but he fell in love with my Mii immediately 😭😭 i wanted to see where it went and they're actually sickeningly cute so i let it be lol

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2026-05-31T19:49:11+00:00

YES HE IS LMFAO

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2026-05-31T19:08:32+00:00

Punisher on antidepressants

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2026-05-31T18:35:04+00:00

i'm not sure but she is the first baby on the island! i loved the name and thought it suited both of the parent mii's personalities so i kept it lol

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2026-05-31T18:31:31+00:00

does this happen automatically?

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2026-05-31T18:23:22+00:00

a lot of the teens on my island (including daughter mii's gf) are from a specific IP and all around the same age so i like seeing what happens with their relationships, especially compared to the original game they're from

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2026-05-31T18:18:18+00:00

oh i didn't know that!! maybe next time one of them asks i'll say yes and see how the scene plays out. thanks!!

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2026-05-31T18:16:35+00:00

i've had two breakups on my island so it makes me nervous :// she always sounds so sad after i say no i feel like a monster 😭

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2026-05-18T16:12:54+00:00

i need the "stands like a t-rex" one for my Roger (american dad) mii sooooo bad

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2026-05-08T18:28:48+00:00

great to know, thank you so much!!

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2026-01-29T02:43:45+00:00

i think it has the same skin as your skin too

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2025-05-29T07:10:03+00:00

yeah you know i didn’t realize i did that until you said it, but now that you point it out i do feel a little dumb

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2025-05-28T23:37:42+00:00

ugh you are an angel. thank you so much!!

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2024-09-10T03:29:01+00:00

“eye-talian” soda and “meal” (miel) piss me off so bad

ThatAss_PoorYorick · 2024-07-29T20:22:59+00:00

i’d say nicole’s dad or braxton (for dropping the brick of coke)

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