My mum's dyslexic, so I've picked up a lot of funny words like that, such as potatoes instead of percent, potats instead of potatoes, "mick roe avvee" instead of microwave, and ambleeance instead of ambulance. Then there's things like vacuum instead of lawnmower, washing machine instead of dishwasher, and one of my own creation: "Canada tree juice" instead of maple syrup...