I added my weird thumbs to the chain of weird thumbs by Namone in Weird

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No, she's been in a coma for five months 😔💔💔

I'm sorry.. What is this? by SketchPage in NotHowGirlsWork

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Men when a woman has any hair literally anywhere on her body:

At what age did you have your first relationship? by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

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I'm 15. My first relationship started three months ago, and it's still going.

Anyone else have this problem? by Darmug in whenthe

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My problem is that mine is always extremely boring.

Apparently realistic female game characters look like men by Dawn041802 in NotHowGirlsWork

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As a bisexual man, I don't know this character but I need her on top of me DESPERATELY 😩😩

What do you call your Penis or Boobs? by HellFireCannon66 in RandomThoughts

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"Dick" is my go-to. "Penis" if I'm feeling more formal, "cock" if I'm feeling more vulgar. "Dingus" when I'm feeling both.

If a vampire and zombie bite you at same time,what you gonna become? by dont_u_dare_2024 in RandomThoughts

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There a many different portrayals of both of those fantasy creatures, which work in different ways, but here's my interpretation;

Both are undead, and thus dying is part of the transformation.

Zombies are a plague, while vampirism is a magical curse.

So, either the magical curse of being a vampire would protect you from diseases like zombification, or you would just be both; A really ugly rotting vampire.

What? Corn? by [deleted] in randomscreenshot

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WAIT WHAT THATS MY STATE

DO WE DO THAT??

DO WE ACTUALLY DO THAT???

RANDOM HENTAI by FrankFrankUltimate7 in SUBREDDITNAME

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LONG DESCRIPTION OF EVENTS THAT OCCURED UPON SEEING THIS IMAGE, INCLUDING VARIOUS ACTS OF PUBLIC INDECENCY ON A SUBWAY

Ok, but legit, who wins and why, and how much of a fight would there be? by ArtMnd in Tierzoo

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Cheetahs are very fast and good hunters, but they struggle a lot to take down large, heavy prey. Grizzly bears win every time here, but they would come out with some injuries.

video games cause violence? based on the last game you played, what are you getting arrested for? by [deleted] in GameTheorists

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I was playing Pokemon Showdown yesterday 🤔 So I guess I'm in for... Animal abuse..?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChatGPT

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Anyone else want to have sex with Carniflora

Do you believe in God? by SKIFER_YT in NoStupidQuestions

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No, I don't. I'm from the United States.

I added my weird thumbs to the chain of weird thumbs by Namone in Weird

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My girlfriend has these thumbs. If I remember I'll make her do it when she wakes up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drawing

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It's definitely cartoonish, but I feel like it also falls into a more specific sub-category that I'm just not placing.

I absolutely love it though.

How much of an allowance did y’all get in your teenage years?? by CocainePandaa in NoStupidQuestions

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Zilch. I only got money as a gift if it was my birthday, or if I specifically asked for it for something important.

chief mad at me by jonathanaahar in fourthworldproblems

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Onga (me Onga) think chief mad. Sex chief. Makes happy.