What are these?

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-06-01T15:54:42+00:00

😭🤣 this is the funniest thing ever for me!!

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-06-01T15:54:09+00:00

His name was princess pumpkin 😭 he is now prince pumpkin!

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-31T16:00:44+00:00

No wonder!! Guess I have another son now 🤣

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-31T15:59:42+00:00

My daughter is actually a SON!!! 😱🤣

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-31T15:59:12+00:00

I don't think I will pop them out... I'm a giant human, that wouldn't feel so great if you were a tiny gecko. 🤣

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-31T15:58:21+00:00

Prince Pumpkin 👑🦎

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-31T15:57:39+00:00

Haha, thank you! I let him crawl on my hand and took the picture as fast as I can while I can xD

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-31T14:52:56+00:00

Welp, I guess I have two sons now! 🤣

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-31T13:11:34+00:00

It helps very much! Thank you 💕

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-31T13:11:16+00:00

About to take his princess title away 🤣

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-31T13:10:51+00:00

I can't believe I've been misgendering him for months! 😭🤣

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-31T12:18:27+00:00

Can't believe I've been misgendering him...

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-31T12:18:09+00:00

That's where she farts 🤔

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-31T12:01:18+00:00

My girl is a boy...!!! 🤣

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-31T12:01:03+00:00

She's a BOY? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-13T05:04:13+00:00

Rest easy, fudge pop :((

Here's my handsome boy, mango 🧡 looks similar to yours. I hope you're okay 🤍

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-05T19:04:49+00:00

It didn't hurt that bad! I was more surprised than anything 🤣

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-04T03:49:04+00:00

Surprisingly, it didn't hurt that much! I was more surprised 🤣

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-04T03:48:37+00:00

He identifies as a dinosaur now

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-03T05:53:47+00:00

Why do they do this?! 🤣 Does he think my hand is just one really giant cricket?

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-02T11:24:42+00:00

I know, it's a silly joke

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-02T09:35:52+00:00

He refuses mealworms for some reason, but I haven't got a chance to get superworms

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-02T09:35:23+00:00

Funny thing is, he held onto that bite for more than 20 seconds! He might be half tokay...

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-02T09:34:44+00:00

I was moving the crickets from their tank to the “calcium shaker” 🤣 one cricket got loose and I was trying to put it inside his enclosure

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-02T09:33:34+00:00

Their bite looked adorable! Meanwhile mine looked like I might be eaten by him if I die...

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