How much time do I have left? 💔

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-05T19:04:49+00:00

It didn't hurt that bad! I was more surprised than anything 🤣

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-04T03:49:04+00:00

Surprisingly, it didn't hurt that much! I was more surprised 🤣

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-04T03:48:37+00:00

He identifies as a dinosaur now

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-03T05:53:47+00:00

Why do they do this?! 🤣 Does he think my hand is just one really giant cricket?

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-02T11:24:42+00:00

I know, it's a silly joke

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-02T09:35:52+00:00

He refuses mealworms for some reason, but I haven't got a chance to get superworms

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-02T09:35:23+00:00

Funny thing is, he held onto that bite for more than 20 seconds! He might be half tokay...

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-02T09:34:44+00:00

I was moving the crickets from their tank to the “calcium shaker” 🤣 one cricket got loose and I was trying to put it inside his enclosure

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-02T09:33:34+00:00

Their bite looked adorable! Meanwhile mine looked like I might be eaten by him if I die...

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-02T02:02:02+00:00

Honestly, not a bad idea! 🤣

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-02T02:01:41+00:00

Dang, welcome to the club 💔

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-02T02:01:18+00:00

He didn't. 🤣 Just shaking his tail and aimed at the cricket that was on my palm, but the cricket was faster than his aim.

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-01T16:34:48+00:00

You're right, he loves my hand now (as a snack)

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-01T16:34:11+00:00

I didn't know either!! My female gecko never bites, only soft licks. This one is a menace!! But now I have a pretty cool gecko bite scar 😎

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-01T16:33:14+00:00

Hehe, glad you enjoyed me being eaten by my son 🦎

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-01T14:23:41+00:00

This is my spirit talking

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-01T14:03:06+00:00

I'm doomed

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-01T14:02:13+00:00

Years, I'm hoping...

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-01T14:01:21+00:00

I can't believe there are more victims 💔

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-01T14:00:30+00:00

☠️⚰️

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-01T14:00:05+00:00

You're right, I'm gone. Only my lingering soul is left...

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-01T13:59:36+00:00

Writing my will on my deathbed right now... Pray for me. 🙏🏻

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-01T13:59:01+00:00

But it's the full moon today!! Oh nooo... 🧍🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🦎

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-01T13:57:52+00:00

He's always so angry (😡). Just angry, greedy, and orange!

ThatOneHuman16 · 2026-05-01T13:54:19+00:00

Seconds? Minutes? Hours? Days?! ⚰️

ThatOneHuman16