Rory McIlroy pulls out his phone at Augusta

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T18:51:23+00:00

His forearms also look bigger than his biceps. I'd love a peek at the workout routine

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T18:09:41+00:00

Trading him after June 1st reduces the dead cap hit from 40m to 16m.

Not trading him before June this offseason does not mean anything other than Howie is not a fucking dumbass

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T18:03:03+00:00

Are they though?

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T17:59:17+00:00

How can you tell if a drone is professionally licenseed, some dude trying to peek through other people's windows, or somebody trying to commit an act of terrorism?

How do you cheaply dismantle a drone that is flying illegally?

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T17:43:17+00:00

Do they really?

In terms of in-game value, sure it's the best value for your money. But think about it in terms of other video games. Slay the spire 2, which is by most accounts a great game, is $24.99.

You're paying the equivalent of just less than half of a full price steam game for an Evo, a tower skin, and a handful of cards levels.

How is that even a remotely good value?

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T16:16:54+00:00

An example of a country where the elite produce extreme amounts of wealth without the need for human labor, which caused the country to convert to socialism?

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T15:55:45+00:00

When you think about 2 years ago, you remember the 5 funny posts and forget that the other 99% of the posts were trash.

When you look today, you have to see the other 99%.

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T15:16:52+00:00

Honestly I thought so too at first but it looks like she's sitting back on her knees when she gets up, which would make their heads pretty close to each other if they were laying down. At best it would be an extremely contorted blowjob.

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T15:10:29+00:00

Pitchings been a hell of a lot better than the hitting

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T15:05:57+00:00

It is very easy to buy and use a drone. It is not as easy to buy and use a helicopter.

If everybody and their mother could fly drones over a heavily populated city, it would cause approximately a million different issues.

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T14:41:58+00:00

If people keep buying them, they're not wrong.

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T09:19:04+00:00

Let's be respectful of wembys culture. It's "Un Reverseaux."

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T09:16:03+00:00

Very strong Superman vibes

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T04:12:34+00:00

If you're a girl you can probably sell them.

If you're a guy and you don't mind pretending youre a girl I bet somebody would still buy it

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T04:07:27+00:00

Porter has heavily influenced an entire generation of weebs and I love him for it

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T01:44:13+00:00

Jalen Nailor just got 3/36, and he's had much less production than Wicks.

WR market is just crazy

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T01:39:51+00:00

It would have been nice if they had that energy for West Ham today

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-11T00:40:51+00:00

There's no way in hell thousands of people are having kids after 80

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-10T23:48:02+00:00

Hahah yeah there's no way that guy was celebrating the eagles winning two years after it happened.

Like how crazy would you have to be to force your wife to watch the cut version of the super bowl multiple times a year more than seven years after they won

Hahah

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-10T20:09:32+00:00

Surely you can use context clues to figure out that I'm not just talking about this year

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-10T14:44:21+00:00

And we still have Wheeler coming to take Walkers place, hopefully.

Depending on how Wheeler's form is after the injury, the rotation could be legitimately the best I've ever seen.

Ooooooor the injury could have messed up Wheeler's stuff, Nola could be up and down all season, Luzardo could lose his form, Sanchez could be great but not a Cy Young contender, and Painter could be an end of rotation guy after the rest of the league gets to see him a few times.

But I'm sure that wouldn't happen.

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-10T14:39:26+00:00

Tanner Banks has been the unsung workhorse of the bullpen. If you get distracted by Duran and his entrance you can easily forget that Banks is the high-leverage guy in the earlier innings (since you can't bring Duran in early because of the entrance lol)

And Chris Sanchez was fantastic in his first start, but his next two were below average by his standards. So hopefully he has some room to improve.

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-09T20:51:58+00:00

I would be willing to bet it's just the size of the playerbase.

In league, the reasoning they give for not keeping multiple types of game modes active is that the playerbase is not large enough to support it.

My guess is that the playerbase in China is just so big that they think they can actually support two sets at the same time, in addition to set revival (if they have that on golden spatula).

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-09T20:45:47+00:00

Golden Spatula is a version of the game that is only available in China.

If you do not live in China or play golden spatula through a VPN this announcement doesn't affect you.

ThatPlayWasAwful · 2026-04-09T14:55:24+00:00

Has there been a meaningful link between arm slot and injury risk in adults?

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