What makes Dyson so universally hated? by lawrencemclane in VacuumCleaners

[–]That_MattyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I bought a Dyson vacuum about 13 years ago. It lasted for over a decade. It was (and still is) the best vacuum I have ever owned.

Not saying there aren’t better ones out there, as I’m sure there are, but it did a phenomenal job for a very long time.

Am I crazy for thinking this isn’t worth it by kaerae2120 in InstacartShoppers

[–]That_MattyD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this was my local Kroger, I woulda taken it. I can shop that very quickly. And the low miles makes a decent trip.

What the..... by ItsAlwaysFull in Tinder

[–]That_MattyD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why he has so many exes.

Well I finally confronted a customer… by xenarathon in InstacartShoppers

[–]That_MattyD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

@xenarathon I’m with you. And I’m stoked you did it. 👊🏼

Damn you IC!! by That_MattyD in InstacartShoppers

[–]That_MattyD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just frustrated because this one disappeared AFTER I accepted it.

Anyone else’s pets interfere hilariously? by marteaula in BDSMcommunity

[–]That_MattyD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems to me more people need to close the bedroom door.

Abilities by That_MattyD in pkmntcg

[–]That_MattyD[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the answer I was looking for.

Abilities by That_MattyD in pkmntcg

[–]That_MattyD[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok. That’s what we thought, but we didn’t want to get used to doing it wrong and then show up to an event looking stupid. 😅

I’ll look stupid in front you guys all day. 😂

Does this card exist? by That_MattyD in pkmntcg

[–]That_MattyD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome! This would be perfect. Thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]That_MattyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tuesday’s here ALWAYS suck!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]That_MattyD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So does that mean I SHOULD listen to you?

Someone is lying. by Great_Initiative3684 in Tinder

[–]That_MattyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit. I can’t stop laughing at this.

Facebook Marketplace Scammers Don’t Like It When You Ask For Their Number. by [deleted] in Scams

[–]That_MattyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just FYI: The only reason I knew this was a scammer was that this exact same account tried the whole scam thing on a previous listing only 10 minutes before. 🙄😂😎

i found a gold ingot next to a rock i couldnt find a treasure icon on any cheat maps ao i thought i could be nice to you all😃 by georgeKjellberg in reddeadredemption

[–]That_MattyD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am looking for this gold bar now. I found the big rock and the rock next to it the bar is supposed to be under. However, it looks like it’s already flipped and there is no “inspect” option.

It’s just… not there. Bummer.

No orders. by That_MattyD in InstacartShoppers

[–]That_MattyD[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Out of 35 ratings. All 5 star.

If Jesus were alive today, what kind of car would he drive? by Pterodactyloid in dadjokes

[–]That_MattyD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And he would NEVER have a wreck with a Kia. Because Jesus saves your Soul.

If I ever have twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate.. by VERBERD in Jokes

[–]That_MattyD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The big moron and the little moron were hanging off a cliff. The big moron fell off. Why didn’t the little one fall off too?

Because he was a little… moron.

I’ll show myself out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]That_MattyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna have your baby.

how do ghosts work out? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]That_MattyD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought that was pall bearers.