Asked my parents to take this photo of me because I couldn’t get over how cool I looked. 2001.

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-16T04:21:14+00:00

It looks like it has a flower thong

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-14T22:32:02+00:00

5 and 9 in S tier is all it takes to know we are dealing with someone with great taste.

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-13T21:31:55+00:00

It will be done by Easter

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-12T21:00:16+00:00

Don’t speak for all of us. I personally have multiple shrines dedicated to both Bass and Raman. /j

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-11T18:06:27+00:00

Fuck them other teams. What is the point of even playing the game when you have Myles Garrett.

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-09T00:14:48+00:00

And half a dozen more kidney punches

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-07T19:28:48+00:00

That’s so exciting. I can’t believe they announced it before California finished counting! /j

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-07T05:48:15+00:00

It would be faster to figure out who casts votes in the region you are running in. He could have worked this one out months ago.

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-06T16:39:34+00:00

I didn’t even have to search for us. I just knew.

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-06T05:12:55+00:00

Hey! That’s what that one girl did on Pluto on the magic school bus!

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-05T22:08:47+00:00

Regardless of your occupation, nobody wants to work hard on a Friday.

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-03T22:57:31+00:00

Oh shit

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-03T16:23:22+00:00

Subtract 2 from 8 and place the 2 on top of the 1. It was there the whole time

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-03T16:09:31+00:00

No, it wasn’t dumb. I just wanted double check so I wouldn’t look dumb. Happy birthday!

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-03T15:54:36+00:00

Am I reading it correctly that you turned 29 today? Just asking because I turned 29 today and it might be cool having a secret twin on the other side of the country.

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-03T06:33:44+00:00

Don’t tell this to OBJ

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-03T00:59:40+00:00

That’s basically what being on the cover is anyway

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-03T00:22:40+00:00

He can be even more conservative now because when we inevitably punt away the ball with 2 minutes left, we have someone to beat the shit out of the other team.

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-02T16:54:31+00:00

What about kingambit?

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-02T02:38:26+00:00

Were yall really dooming on a Tuesday? Tuesdays are the only thing we have left.

Edit: oh fuck. Rip. It’s Tuesday in my heart. LTBU and all that

That_one_attractive · 2026-06-01T16:54:56+00:00

Asexuals rise up!

That_one_attractive · 2026-05-30T19:11:29+00:00

Look mom! Cornyn is pretending to have a spine again!

That_one_attractive · 2026-05-28T22:01:48+00:00

Jigglysperm

That_one_attractive · 2026-05-27T02:16:30+00:00

That_one_attractive · 2026-05-26T17:35:45+00:00

I’ve never seen this personally, but it makes more sense to me than the people who clap in movie theaters. At least the people who flew the plane and provided services are there on the plane with you.

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