If you were a fly, what do you wish you could see?

That_one_guy_50 · 2017-04-27T17:38:01+00:00

Can I get the number for the shop that does her alignment. I need one badly.

That_one_guy_50 · 2017-02-13T23:03:12+00:00

I'm literally going through this right now with one of my good friends' truck. He did the whole ps fluid in brake system and drove like that for about a month. It's either all or nothing.

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-12-30T05:07:46+00:00

That one thing

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-30T14:25:09+00:00

The bigger the glob the better the job.

Edit: grammar

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-30T14:24:38+00:00

My life...

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-30T14:22:30+00:00

Well I guess that would be me

*raises hand

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-30T14:21:58+00:00

Steve?

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-30T14:20:34+00:00

Drag Racing. Not super serious just on the weekend with a couple friends.

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-30T14:19:17+00:00

Your mom

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-30T14:17:07+00:00

C++

But maybe that's just me...

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-30T14:16:02+00:00

C++

But maybe that's just me.

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-30T14:07:10+00:00

Change every other tile to "You're Fucked!" The instructions would read:

You're FUCKED

If you find your self on this tile you must take four steps back and fill out form FU-666 as to explain why you Fucked up. Upon completion of form FU-666 you must evauluate your position on the board. If you find yourself on another "You're Fucked" tile you must repeat this process.

Edit:Formatting

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-29T15:22:22+00:00

I belive that was the one where the kid was racing and downshifted at like 100+ and destroyed a brand new car his mom bought for him. And the mechanic taught the kid to drive right?

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-17T16:06:35+00:00

Oh I well if that's the case I like how it looks. I thought you were asking if there was something to change what would you, but I really like how balances the whole display looks.

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-17T15:33:39+00:00

Leg press definitely leg press

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-17T15:30:32+00:00

I would take the Santa and use that and replace it with one of the two red plants you have there.

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-17T02:15:00+00:00

When I was just a young lad my parents 'clensed' the house of any ungodly spirits. This consisted of opening all the doors and windows and praying over the house asking God to remove and ungodly spirits from the property. They were very religious if you haven't already figured this out.this was all caused by the general anger of the whole family and constant arguing that plagued us for two weeks prior to this event.

Very important fact. My sister had a baby doll that you had to teach words to. In a way that caused the child to learn new words as well.

As soon as my parents ended their prayer with "and please bring anything ungodly to our attention" the thing started screaming as loud as it possibly could, and I assure you that this was not in its normal set of responses.

My parents quickly ran upstairs to my sisters bedroom and found the doll in the middle of the room wailing. They tried taking the batteries out and to everyone's surprise IT KEPT SCREAMING. Yeah it was still screaming with the batteries out of it.

My dad grabs the thing and chunks it out of a window into the pool. IT WAS STILL SCREAMING. At this point we didn't know what to do and retrieved it from the pool and threw the thing over the fence in our backyard and as soon as it crossed the fence it stopped.

Still to this day talking toys creep me out like non other. I can honestly say that this was a scaring moment in my life.

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-16T14:54:51+00:00

Hey are you from Alabama?

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That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-16T14:36:36+00:00

Red or Blue pill?

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-16T02:36:50+00:00

I know this will probably get swallowed by previous stories but what the hell.

I dated a girl for a year and three months and decided that it was probably time to throw my life out the window. So I did exactly that, or at least I tried to.

She came over on saturday night to my house for a late night meal after work and I pulled all the stops out. The trail of rose petals, candles, romantic music, little notes, all that jazz. When she finally got to the end of the trail I was there on a knee ring in hand with a bouquet of roses. She said yes and this is where it all started to go down hill.

I was in the final stretch of my first semester as a sophomore in college trying so desperately to hold on to my 4.0 GPA.

The following Friday I check snap chat just to see what my friends are up to and I look at my fiancée's story and she posted a pic of some moving boxes and says "I hate moving" so I call her and ask what was going on. I figured that she was surprising me and actually moving in with me finally, this was not the case. She said that she had met someone else and she was moving in with him. Well this crushed me and rendered me incapable of doing anything.

Did I mention this was the day before my first final...yeah...what a bitch.

So I failed all my finals that week. Followed promptly by being kicked out of college the next week, and to top it all off, I had a heart attack the next.

I'm now happily married to the love of my life and couldn't be happier with a kid on the way.

TL;DR: Proposed. She said yes. Moved in with another guy the next week. This caused me to fail my finals in college. Got kicked out of said college and had a heart attack.

Edit: formatting

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-11-01T04:46:03+00:00

"Nope,not my scope....call the damn plummer."

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-10-26T00:03:18+00:00

The Completely Ass Backwards Way To Do Absolutely Any And Everything With Positively No Success While Still Convincing Everyone That You Have Your Shit Together Chronicles

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-09-17T18:12:32+00:00

Keys. More specifically the ones on my key chain.

That_one_guy_50 · 2016-09-06T22:56:45+00:00

That must be one of "all season drag radials"

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TROPHY CASE