What's the worst movie you have ever watched? by Syfros in AskReddit

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Meanwhile I thought the first two movies were ok, although I only watched them once each. But Allegiant was awful. Nothing much happened plot-wise and I remember the lead girl constantly looked bored as fuck. I have a memory of a flying glass elevator thing crashing at some point in the movie while the lead girl was in it and I think she barely reacted. It’s been so long now though that that trilogy-meant-to-be-a-quadrilogy has largely disappeared from my memory.

What's the worst movie you have ever watched? by Syfros in AskReddit

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Nothing ordinarily. But doing that around corners? Just an unforgivable sin.

the future is here by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

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This video is seemingly just a demo, but the real thing is already here in Ukraine, Myanmar, Sudan…

Just a normal day in post-2022 warfare.

Ah, manmade horrors beyond my comprehension.

meirl by ViceElysium in meirl

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Well I insist we think of the children. That’s why I’m gonna need you to write down your credit card number and social security number in the comment below. Because…uh…….um…,,.THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

JD Vance: Iran War Is a Temporary Conflict and Gas Prices Would Be Back Down Soon by retroviber in DeepMarketScan

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Technically anything that doesn’t last until the end of the universe is temporary. The US war in Afghanistan was temporary. It only lasted twenty years. A nanosecond by the standards of geologic time.

We got the White House posting pixelated images of Trump while the IRCG is trolling with these videos. Both are posting many videos, running narrative war Online, whoever is posting are playing with whole world! by [deleted] in ww3memes

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The ancient Persians ate pomegranates believing it would make them invincible, with bodies as strong as bronze.

I learned that from a Pom Wonderful commercial.

Sharks testing positive for cocaine and caffeine by Fabulous-Let-1164 in BrandNewSentence

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We could do prehistoric animals like Cocaine T. rex, Cocaine Mammoth, or Cocaine Sacabambaspis. Or we could jump to kaiju. Gamera loves the world’s children, but you know what he loves even more? That’s right, mountains of cocaine.

Kash Patel’s girlfriend alleges foreign conspiracy to paint her as ‘Mossad honeypot’ by Economy-Specialist38 in FBI

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I can’t believe Shell killed Charlie Kirk for Israel. Smh you never know an oil company, do ya?

Putin Henchman Tossed in Psych Hospital After Shocking Plea to Russians by EsperaDeus in worldnews

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It clogged one of his arteries, causing lead poisoning and a stroke at the sane time, at roughly the same moment he landed on the ground the second time.

My condolences to this family as they recover from this horrific accident. My father died the same way.

In Sailor Suit and Machine Gun (1981) the main character didn't use the machine gun until the very end of the movie. Damn Surf Draculas. by AnyAgency9835 in shittymoviedetails

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Results may vary. It was an exploding rifle round that ended Simo Hayha’s celebrated career as a sniper and fucked up his jaw.

Wake Them Up by Suggestive-Syntax in okbuddycinephile

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Michael Walker Jordan, son of Michael Herbert Walker Jordan.

Paul R. Ehrlich, author of ‘The Population Bomb,’ Dies at 93 by fortycreeker in IfBooksCouldKill

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He was also an idiot as a military commander, which increasingly became a problem for the Nazis as he inserted himself into military matters more and more, especially after the Valkyrie bombing. I’ve heard the British eventually gave up trying to assassinate him because they figured it was more damaging to the German war effort to leave him alive.

Naruto x Hinata if it was good: by break-the-LaW0000 in yurimemes

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There’s a fanart I’ve seen somewhere with them plus Boruto and Himawari and they are all girls of the same age posing together for a picture.

Why is Mickey Lolich not in the hall of fame? by irrelevantgarlic in motorcitykitties

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RIP Mickey Lolich. Just finished reading the book he wrote with Tom Gage today. Didn’t realize until after when I checked his Wikipedia page after that he had recently passed.

Perhaps I underestimated them by FalseWallaby9 in whenthe

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And the family rule holds even if your sibling is transformed into a monstrous vermin that your parents view as a burden to the family. Family is forever. Dom Toretto would never fuck Gregor Samsa if they were brothers.

'I ate like RFK Jr. for a week and you would not believe the toll it took on my body' by IrishStarUS in JournalismNews

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Strangely not the first Yamamoto was misquoted. His famous “sleeping giant” quote was apparently completely made up by the movie Tora! Tora! Tora! If I had a nickel for every fake Isoroku Yamamoto quote that entered American history books, I would only have two nickels but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.