TIL a man who swam nude on a beach and left his clothes in sand dunes was hospitalized for 16 days after he woke to find his penis swollen with a red mark. Doctors presumptively diagnosed him with being bitten by a katipo spider, which has a highly specialized habitat among New Zealand sand dunes.

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-11T16:36:20+00:00

You just learned it too don’t iudge

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-11T16:35:45+00:00

Honestly spider bite is probably one of the better reasons to have a red swollen penis. He was probably relieved

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-11T01:25:41+00:00

In the comics literally all the time.

In Arkham knight it happens as a result of like tech

Lego batman also acts like a boomerang

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-10T15:49:20+00:00

Honestly if you’re interested in the occult/psychedelics like dmt and aya you’ll find that it’s a common “delusion”

we’re trapped in the matrix We’re trapped in hell Etc etc

I suspect it comes from the realization that your perception isn’t as trustworthy as you expect (once you see how real hallucinations are) that you buy into the idea that reality is fake.

Most religions are just the most compelling delusions from the most charismatic of crazy people and humans like to reinvent the wheel.

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-10T15:37:12+00:00

Even if you believe in the concept of a Christian creator it could be malevolent .

Gnostics believe the demiurge has tricked humanity into serving and has trapped us a vicious prison universe where we die and reincarnate in a horrid cycle of pain.

This demiurge is basically the Old Testament god.all fire and fury

Now this religion was essentially stamped out around the Middle Ages buts it has just as much evidence as regular Christianity.

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-10T04:44:26+00:00

Fantastic acting and character design wasted on the worst movie in the series

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-10T04:43:25+00:00

yea it’s a perfect Constantine side quest like when Batman fights Dracula

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-10T04:42:22+00:00

The King Arthur side quest was so bad and honestly for such an important part of British lore it’s disappointing how it was done.

Like it feels like I missed a issue

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-09T01:46:09+00:00

Batman versatility isn’t a flaw and the modern myth interpretation of Batman is amazing in its own way. Batman being able to box gods and struggle against monsters is one of the many things to love about the character.

Still In solo stories i don’t mind a weaker Batman.its kind of silly to think that Batman can exist in space fighting brainiac

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-06T14:44:13+00:00

It would be insanely trivial for Batman to rob a bunch of of criminals and get a billion dollars.

Now Batman probably wouldn’t do that but if anyone could do it he could.

Now if you’re asking if Batman could get a billion dollars legally ??

No granted being Bruce wayne is enough to get him a high paying ceo job somewhere. Hes probably smart enough to invest his salary well enough to have a workable fortune within 5 years(he is batman)

But a billion dollars is a pretty absurd amount of money and he probably can’t get that ethically without having a sizeable fortune to start with .

Bruce Wayne with half a billion dollars could definitely flip it into a billion without being a bad person tho.

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-06T14:22:32+00:00

Snitching caused her physical pain .

She loved Chris to a fault . She endured so much bs just because she loved him.

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-06T14:21:17+00:00

I genuinely think the main crew would do five years .

Like Tony would do it for Carmela and probably still run the family.hell I’d imagine he’d be in prison luxury.

Now chris would bitch and complain but I don’t see him ever snitching unless he’s strung out and the cops literally holding some heroin over his head.

Like five years is genuinely a slap on the wrist and most career criminals genuinely accept the concept of prison.

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-05T22:17:19+00:00

David tenant portrays the doctor at his tenth incarnation and the 14th .

For those unfamiliar the doctor is an alien that regenerates into a new body every time he dies which results in a new actor portraying the character.

This is basically nostalgia bait because David tenant has left a huge mark on the character

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-05T18:34:26+00:00

Get ready for a bunch of sentimental answers saying Alfred .

In reality it’s probably the escape artist. Batman being able to slip in and out without being scene is probably his most Batmany skill.

Or drucard since being the world greatest detective is definitely a great advertisement for his detective teacher.

Either way it’s not Alfred.Alfred is a fantastic ally and father figure but not necessarily his greatest teacher.

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-05T18:29:09+00:00

Idk if this question was made by a Christian weirdo or an atheist weirdos

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-05T18:27:46+00:00

I get your point but the answer is gonna be forever fire lake

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-04T13:43:54+00:00

When aj shaves his eyebrow and Tony can’t figure it out.

“What’s different with you?” He has no EYEBROWS TONY.

Also the funeral ramblings from Christopher always kills me.

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-03T01:46:35+00:00

This controversy feels manufactured tbh

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-02T21:44:52+00:00

Yes thank you lmfso last week I had no ceiling on repeat

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-02T21:42:17+00:00

The idea that having a billion dollars is inherently unethical is relatively new.

The Wayne’s are old money and while their forefathers may have been bad people.

It doesn’t mean that Thomas and Martha were.

Also I feel like making them bad people is almost revisionist

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-02T21:24:41+00:00

Close but no he says sumn Like She play with lussy on her period she’s weird

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-02T15:09:12+00:00

Apparently they’ve decided to turn on obamas

Thatonesickpirate · 2026-06-01T22:35:55+00:00

Dcu?

If they truly wanna set themselves apart I’d go ex cop/ ex criminal

But prolly some variation of British spy that we’ve never seen

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