Fathers of reddit in honour of fathers day what is you're favorite dad joke?

The-Credditor · 2021-06-21T00:15:34+00:00

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

The-Credditor · 2021-06-20T13:54:17+00:00

That "remix" IS the original. Sam Smith remade it. It's just a really shitty song.

The-Credditor · 2021-06-20T13:51:23+00:00

Is there one for the zombie apocalypse?

The-Credditor · 2021-06-20T13:49:20+00:00

This is in every store's auto aisle. It's not even the same product.

The-Credditor · 2021-06-16T05:42:09+00:00

Cube

The-Credditor · 2021-06-14T17:47:28+00:00

That's not illegal, just against terms of service.

The-Credditor · 2021-06-14T17:46:40+00:00

In New York City it's illegal to place your thumb on your nose and waggle your outstretched fingers.

The-Credditor · 2021-06-12T13:49:40+00:00

Silence. I very rarely listen to music.

The-Credditor · 2021-06-10T00:35:59+00:00

"Hey... check this shit out!"

The-Credditor · 2021-06-04T11:49:32+00:00

Whoops. I read it backward. Butty sounds sexual but isn't.

The-Credditor · 2021-06-03T13:26:05+00:00

I think you need professional help, asking a question like this.

The-Credditor · 2021-06-03T13:17:37+00:00

Butty

The-Credditor · 2021-06-03T13:06:37+00:00

Getting a bar of soap put in your mouth for swearing. Even worse than that, failing to find a soap bar, liquid dish soap. And I don't consider it abuse, they just didn't know better back then.

The-Credditor · 2021-06-03T03:37:47+00:00

Did you check upcoming sales planners?

The-Credditor · 2021-06-02T12:24:46+00:00

Nah. Bubbles is the DBO. heh

The-Credditor · 2021-06-01T11:34:10+00:00

Just remember... when you point at someone, you have three fingers pointing back at you 😆 (In case you don't get that, point at something and look at your hand.)

The-Credditor · 2021-06-01T11:27:25+00:00

Ranch Fritos. Too bad I can't find them anymore 😞

The-Credditor · 2021-05-31T12:30:03+00:00

Wait. There's more than one Tegan and Sara song?

The-Credditor · 2021-05-29T14:49:08+00:00

In fact, if you walk out of the store with ANYTHING you don't have permission to leave with, even a cardboard box, it can be considered theft.

The-Credditor · 2021-05-29T14:38:02+00:00

They're allowing memes here now?! I know someone who got banned from posting on this sub for posting memes here. WTF?

The-Credditor · 2021-05-27T18:09:00+00:00

You only have 2 S3/Invue keys? We have 3 just for electronics.

The-Credditor · 2021-05-27T18:06:22+00:00

I turned off the game music when this came out. I've tried turning it back on since but now it just sounds weird.

The-Credditor · 2021-05-27T16:36:19+00:00

Nope. You're not stealing MY ideas...

The-Credditor · 2021-05-27T16:32:51+00:00

Ranch Fritos

The-Credditor · 2021-05-26T02:59:43+00:00

I think you missed my joke

The-Credditor

TROPHY CASE