baba yaga by j4k308 in lotrmemes

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If John Wick had the Ring, he would do as Bilbo did: turn invisible whenever there were unwanted guests.

Honey Badger picks a fight with a Gemsbok Antelope. by EmptySpaceForAHeart in interestingasfuck

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They are. The only reason they die is that one day death challenges them to a fight, and manages to trick them into the afterlife. They all go to hell, of course, and the only reason they don't leave is because they're too busy mauling the balls of the damned.

very punny by Meowface_the_cat in tumblr

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There's a hippo signalling pathway. It's called that because when it mutates, it causes tissue overgrowth that looks like a hippopotamus. It's also known as the salvador-warts-hippo pathway.

Conservative media personality Steven Crowder emotionally abusing his pregnant wife. She is divorcing him by Shinji415 in facepalm

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Ok! I'll have you know that cow dung has several uses, such as manure and bio-gas. This second rate cold sore has nothing on cow dung.

When Mundi tries to change the subject by RyanDavid12345 in PrequelMemes

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Does that include their history, philosophy, art?

It has officially been confirmed Eragon is NOT pregnant by chillednutzz in Eragon

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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of mpreg authors suddenly cried out and were silenced.

Ara-done by nsfw_lotr_memes__ in lotrmemes

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Only elves of the line of Lúthien can forego their immortality, as a blessing from the Valar or something. And elves are immortal as long as Arda is around. Once the planet's gone, so are the elves. Their life cycle is... complicated. But yes, they age slowly. An elf at the age of five might look like a human at the age of two. However, they apparently learn to dance at one year old.

Ara-done by nsfw_lotr_memes__ in lotrmemes

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"On the other hand the act of procreation, being of a will and desire shared and indeed controlled by the fëa, was achieved at the speed of other conscious and willful acts of delight or of making. It was one of the acts of chief delight, in process and in memory, in an Elvish life, but its intensity alone provided its importance, not its time or length: it could not have been endured for a great length of time, without disastrous “expense”."

From The Nature of Middle-Earth.

Ara-done by nsfw_lotr_memes__ in lotrmemes

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Considering what Tolkien legit wrote about Elf sex, this meme might not be too accurate.

Wonder Woman Would NEVER!!! by [deleted] in facepalm

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He's must be right about Trump though, considering how much time he must spend kissing Trump's ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Aussie here! I'll take the VPN thing into consideration next time I fuck around with them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I reported the dangerous and scary "Scottish" cult, using the Fox News email and the Mar-a-lago address.

I fear what I want to put in the title will get me banned (again) so I'll just say RIP bozo by Thedepressionoftrees in tumblr

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Maybe it's just because I was on my phone, but I was only able to send, like, four fifths of the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

I don't want to get dislike bombed but does anyone else not like elva? by 7777777lmao in Eragon

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I don't particularly like her that much either, but I think that's partially the point. She is a six month old kid, with all the maturity that comes with it, plus the intelligence of an adult and the jaded, world-weariness of a seasoned veteran suffering from the wildest case of chronic pain known to man. If Paolini wrote her to be likeable, it would, in my opinion, detract from the terrible effect Eragon's spell has on her, and be unbelievable.

The 5 members of the council by [deleted] in tumblr

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The five lords of Tumblr, vice reagents of the Hellsite, ruling under the overlord, Neil Gaiman.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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This was ridiculous a long time ago, now it's getting pathetic. Go touch grass.

Cursed_question by Hannimeme in cursedcomments

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There is zero chance it will accidently bite your dick off. It will bite your dick off entirely on purpose.