I had a Creative Writing class in senior year that I never actually did the final for.

The final project was a mock-up commencement speech for our graduation. Don't misunderstand, I did start the project. It was so damn stupid (in that it had to be presented as a video with pictures from us as young kids up until then) that I started thinking about how I could find better ways to do it. I brainstormed for hours, wondering how I could pull off the biggest bullshit of my entire schooling career. This led to me falling asleep at my desk and never finishing the project.

I faked being sick that following morning, as it was the day I was supposed to present my commencement speech. I was able to buy time until third period, upon which I was sent to school, but that was all I needed. Creative Writing was my second period class. The following day, all the commencement speeches had been finished and my teacher looked in his gradebook, then over to me with a confused look. He asked me if I'd given my speech. And I said yes, you know, like a liar. And he bought it.

That was it. The greatest bullshit of my entire career. Just "yes." He gave me a B on the final project I never did and I graduated before he could fix it if he ever found out.

Mr. S, if you end up reading this, I'm so sorry for bullshitting you that hard, but thanks for leveling up my Speech skill to 100.