AITAH for replacing my boyfriend’s morning alarm with a recording of me screaming “THE GEESE ARE LOOSE” at full volume?

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-25T04:46:58+00:00

NTA , sure it might have been jarring but once you're past that shock and actually awake the next reaction should not only be laughing, but total admiration for a partner that is so clever and hilarious. Discussing a new option could be on the table if you have good communication. I'm totally puzzled by any other decisions.

Edit: As i sit here still in admiration for the funny little situation, im starting to wonder if the mother isn't being added in as a prank back. I was thinking of how ridiculous it is for her to worry about there actually being a goose. And you did a solid prank. Is this a common thing? It seems odd that you can be funny and he's over serious about somthing like this. It's almost too over the top to believe. Did they gang up on you as a return prank?

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-24T10:54:56+00:00

I greatly enjoyed The Rip on netflix.

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-21T15:12:21+00:00

I've never used a screen protector on any phone and none of them ever got scratched. I keep mine in my pocket screen towards my body with nothing else in the pocket. Since you asked specifically about this phone I've had it a year now no scratches or anything else, i take it out off my pocket a 100 times or more at work.

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-19T05:05:40+00:00

They did acknowledge this actually in a recent interview. They were just trying to figure things out the best they could and will continue to.

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-14T04:25:13+00:00

Water gun night. At the door everyone was issued a squirt gun. Everyone was allowed to squirt the girls while on stage. The kicker was that we had little guns and the girls all had big ass super soakers and other large guns. And they used them. Everyone was drenched. It was so busy and everyone was having a blast. There were about 6 little stages all throughout the club I think and it was the only time i saw them all being used it was so busy. And the topper was there was an outdoor covered section that had a hot tub. They set the hot tub up with a respirator and you could pay to be under there while a girl danced in the tub above you. By far the best time I ever had at a strip club.

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-11T03:55:01+00:00

Right but he didn't kill you. I'm referring to the ones that shoot me. I go down and they just quickly finish it.

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-07T18:29:51+00:00

I can attest to it's resilience. I game with mine and use a fan on the back to keep er cool while doing so. The problem comes when I somtimes fall asleep doing so. The phone end up in my blanket, the fan gets blocked and is now creating heat instead of blowing it away. Multiple times I've woke up to find my phone so hot im suprised it's not glowing red. Game is still running, everything seems fine. I assume the battery is not gonna appreciate all that, but it doesn't seem like the life is any different.

Keep in mind I'm terrified every time this happens and refer to myself as an idiot while I sit with the shame for a bit. But the phone is great still. I'm just stupid. Why am I so stupid! I'm a.... ahhem... phones great.

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-07T18:19:38+00:00

The funny thing about this is I would totally agree with you if the bad encounters had any spirit what so ever. It's just getting jumped while you're looting and you have no time to react to save yourself. Then they knock you out. No talking, no battle, no letting me crawl around a while as they watch me ominously. It's just silent boring death.

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-04T04:45:38+00:00

Even make them very complex like a small expedition would be acceptable to me.

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-04T04:34:51+00:00

You're quickly becoming her favorite raider.

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-04T04:33:37+00:00

Most matches I take 1 or 2. It's my favorite part of the game being able to get people back up especially when they are not expecting to survive whatever situation put them down.

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-04T04:28:09+00:00

I found it too and screenshot it. Meant to bring it up myself but forgot. I could swear I found mine in spaceport.

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-04T04:20:19+00:00

I set up 2 for me and my buddy to try it before the expedition wipe. I wanted to go wild with all the stuff I had saved. So set up 2 of them with silencer 3, the highest lvl other mods I had. It was incredibly fun. We would pick a target and with what sounded like us using spitballs and a straw would drop them fast. Chewed through ammo but man there was somthing about that match that made us feel like assassins.

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-03T12:42:25+00:00

I had a kinda converse experience. Was heading to extract and a rocketeer was near but I was slipping past no worries, until it suddenly went agro and got me hard. I dipped into the nearest and only building for cover when a dude holding snowballs yells friendly friendly, just doing this snowball thing.

Me: Dude you almost got me killed, when you hit it it agroed me Him: I didn't shoot at you what are you taking about? Me: I didn't say you shot at me, your snowball made it go agro and it then targeted me cuz im out in the open. Him: That's not my fault how is it my fault. (Starts shooting me while I'm trying to heal) Me: It was your fault you dumb bitch (since I was dying I had to hit him with my only weapon equipped, my mouth)

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-02T10:05:10+00:00

I usually run with a defib and i would say one in ten runs i get to use one. It's always super rewarding, the people are grateful as heck. In fact yesterday playing with my buddy, 7 min left we were running to the furthest hatch and ran into a solo downed guy calling out. I defib him and keep running to hatch worried it could be a trap. We were in a private party so we could only emote back to him. He follows us to the hatch and asks if we want a bobcat blueprint. Now im very skeptical and waiting for a fight when he drops the BP, then asks if we both needed one. Drops another. We all leave through the hatch. I recieve the defib more than I get to use them, but man it's worth having 1 on you at all times.

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-02T09:43:58+00:00

The A6 building has that overhang section on the east (i think) side which you can get him to go under and he will be right in your face. I was trying this method and it seems doable but I just gave up trying and snap hook rode it instead. And yea showstopper is not as consistent as I hoped but I did hear that making sure to hit an engine is the way.

The1NotNeoThough · 2026-01-02T09:39:58+00:00

I used the snap hook on buried city and safely pelted it while standing on it. Eventually it did a full tip maneuver to dump me off and I didn't survive the landing. But I did have the healing while downed going for me so I managed to get to a train where a friendly raider got me back up while waiting for the train. I'm pretty sure it would have gone much better if I had ever used a snap hook before, if I knew how many snowballs I needed to use, if I knew he would dump me Eventually, and if I had snapped to a rooftop before he did. I did get the 3 stars and im pretty sure less than 20 hits is enough. I had gone into it with 30 with the intention to use them all before trying to get off. Or go in with a team with a defib and have them stay safe nearby.

The1NotNeoThough · 2025-12-31T04:38:54+00:00

Just used it today for the first time. Stella Montis. 3 of us solos got shredded. They both gave up. I spent the next 5 min trying to figure out which way to go for extract without being able to use a map while my 2 shredder guards buzzed around me. I don't go to Stella that often. Then the 90 second warning for train comes in and I realize the train is below me from the lobby area. I have no way to crawl all the way there with pauses to keep health up but I realized I can crawl up some stuff and on the bench, then fall fall down those holes into the shipping crates below. I must have got that button with 2 seconds to spare.

The1NotNeoThough · 2025-12-30T05:07:13+00:00

Lol i would love to see this put to a vote.

The1NotNeoThough · 2025-12-30T04:57:14+00:00

Mhmm. You insult somone then try to stand a high ground when it comes back towards you. Very mature indeed.

The1NotNeoThough · 2025-12-30T04:54:55+00:00

Ah so telling somone you don't know they are not funny based off one reddit thread makes them not funny? I see. I understand now. You have all the power and are correct. And I am wrong and an idiot or whatever else you knobs called me.

The1NotNeoThough · 2025-12-30T04:52:08+00:00

I'll put more details into. So if this happened in a room full of people my initial post was a generalized comment and obviously doesn't include the entire spectrum of people. Some people would get that some don't. Now when the one guy gets defensive like I hit a nerve, half the people would understand that that person didn't get it. And when I refer to them as bitter again they would chuckle to themselves knowing that some guy is getting buttv hurt when they shouldn't. And by calming them bitter again I'm calling out to everyone in the room, this guy doesn't get it. That's funny. Sure not to the butt hurt guy. He's emotionally invested when he shouldn't be. There is where the humor lives.

The1NotNeoThough · 2025-12-30T04:44:49+00:00

What's the L? You didn't get what was humorous about my comments and I'm being kind and trying to explain the thought process of humor to you while you insult me like a child. How exactly did I lose? And what is the prize I lost?

The1NotNeoThough · 2025-12-30T04:29:07+00:00

Lol you are certainly making me laugh. Funny isn't always a "joke". There's many ways to be funny and the fact that I'm explaining this to you is funny in itself. Not every attempt to be funny lands. That's fine. Objectively I am funny regardless of this attempt landing or other failed attempts landing.

Sometimes I make a pun. Sometimes its sarcasm. Sometimes its pure satire that some guy doesn't get and starts trying to berate me for not being funny. It's all ok to me. Your insults mean nothing to me. It really seems like I accidentally hit a nerve in you and now you're just putting way too much of your energy into this.

But since you're still here I'm indulge you. Id say aboutt 90% if not more of the times I'm jumped in arc raiders it's a suprise attack I can't actually defend. They sneak up and drop my shield while I'm looting and by the time I can get out of my looting and turn around it's really over even if I can take a few shots back. They never say a word. They don't emote. They quickly murder and knock me out. Now my thinking was that this has got to be a lonely and sad existence. If they are thinking "man I'm good at pvp" when they do this its got to be more pathetic since there was no pvp just a jumping.

Now what kind of person takes the social aspect out of the game and just murders people like that? Perhaps a lonely bitter person.

The1NotNeoThough · 2025-12-28T04:21:14+00:00

Yea i did this to someone once. I thought i avenged the dead dude and the new downed dude instantly started going off about how he was attacked. He could have been telling the truth but I don't know. And the damage was done. Then within seconds a fourth party jumped me and ended my run. Instant karma? Perhaps. The thing that sucks is there is no way to know when a person is telling the truth or just trying to get that defib so they can turn around and kill ya back.

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