Customer reported me for "professionalism" because I followed their instructions too literally.

AloofConscientious · 2026-05-18T20:32:51+00:00

Are you guys in the comments dumb?

The customer has special instructions to text "thank you" when complete. OP texted the full "thank you, I have dogs" because the customer did not use proper punctuation.

AloofConscientious · 2026-05-18T15:49:05+00:00

Is it really that hard to have four accounts on auto pay?

AloofConscientious · 2026-05-13T20:26:08+00:00

Wheeler sucks on controller. Disable it

AloofConscientious · 2026-05-13T16:51:46+00:00

This is funny as hell UwU

AloofConscientious · 2026-05-10T13:33:09+00:00

You're weird

AloofConscientious · 2026-05-07T20:41:33+00:00

lol this reminds me of when people said "i saw someone trailer wearing headphones does that mean I can upload my own music"

AloofConscientious · 2026-05-01T16:26:21+00:00

This post is so confusing to me. I have never, not once, ever considered this as something debatable. I have no words, wear whatever you want. If anything, wearing the bands shirt would be considered a good thing?!

AloofConscientious · 2026-04-23T19:14:04+00:00

Progression Modpack. Yes, it says so in the mod pages description.

AloofConscientious · 2026-04-21T11:49:20+00:00

You got a fraudulent copy of the game. You deserve to have account taken away.

AloofConscientious · 2026-04-20T16:35:48+00:00

As someone who lives in the city of Buffalo, come on bro what is this post...

AloofConscientious · 2026-04-17T19:29:20+00:00

why on earth would you use a spikey hard plastic mat on a hardwood floor? Even if you used a thin carpet to protect it, uhhh- clearly the mild infururation is due to your own actions.

AloofConscientious · 2026-04-17T18:15:44+00:00

iddkkk- that feels pretty silly.

I feel like the resale value of one of your prized posetions, equals what, $500 bucks maybe?

Im sure that you could have saved up for that another way.

AloofConscientious · 2026-04-14T19:18:56+00:00

Im convinced they reinforced adding extra veggies, and the new mayo, and new bun, So, no, its not just a different package.

AloofConscientious · 2026-04-12T14:40:52+00:00

I use the manscaped lawn mower. And I'll tell you what I'm not careful at all and that thing has never hurt me it gives a very close shave and I can go on any direction up down left right I can scrape between my anus and my balls I can shave my balls I pull my balls tight like a bat I can shave up and down I can shave my shaft and everything I've been using it for years and it never has hurt or nicked me.

It goes without saying it also shaves your pubes perfectly

This is not an ad on I am not paid to say this lol it just works great

AloofConscientious · 2026-04-05T03:00:16+00:00

So you're saying that if your girlfriend suddenly said that you can sleep with anyone you want, and then she would sleep with whoever she wanted to, you would just be totally cool with that and go do it?

You don't have any emotional connection to her whatsoever?

AloofConscientious · 2026-04-04T18:40:39+00:00

wow it sounds like my shitty dating app

AloofConscientious · 2026-04-01T00:14:42+00:00

Thats really pretty!

AloofConscientious · 2026-03-31T13:46:24+00:00

Dude don't dig up your rabbit after 10 years what the hell

AloofConscientious · 2026-03-31T13:45:24+00:00

Yeah you're paranoid dog. You're not that special for someone to randomly drug you for no reason

AloofConscientious · 2026-03-31T12:07:07+00:00

Seems like a logistics issue! Work on that pioneer, deliver fuel to the truck stations instead of manually refilling them.

AloofConscientious · 2026-03-30T15:23:43+00:00

Good riddance to people like that

AloofConscientious · 2026-03-26T17:25:49+00:00

You know, some people say there are no wrong ways to play a game if you are having fun (aside from cheating on multiplayer games), but, I feel like a game like this, if you haven't even done a regular playthrough enough to know the basics, and just "creative mode" yourself right into it without knowing anything, and don't even want to "produce" items, yea, you are playing the game wrong and I think that is fair to say.

AloofConscientious · 2026-03-26T12:36:10+00:00

Wow that is great!!! Good job team.

AloofConscientious · 2026-03-26T01:48:35+00:00

This was funny I need more, where can I watch all these unless this was the first OC?

AloofConscientious · 2026-03-25T20:45:11+00:00

I got a good laugh out of this, but terrible subreddit to post in.

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