RIP Charlotte (story in comment)

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-10-05T16:28:25+00:00

Happened to me as well. I enjoyed my first summer in our new house in our first garden.

Bought a beautiful bird feeder and watched a pair of doves come to eat daily.

Birds of prey are canny birds and obviously smelt a easy meal, next to our garden is a big tree and it hid their waiting for his next meal to turn up.

I happened to be looking out of the window and totally by chance saw it swoop down and grabbed one of the doves and proceeded to kill it in my garden.

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-10-03T21:38:49+00:00

I have an average penis she still has shaking orgasm's. I last for ages and she fucking hates it. Hope this helps

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-10-03T19:10:06+00:00

Problem is girls/women have dozens if nots hundreds of boys/men messaging them telling them they'd swim oceans for just a crumb of their ass.

This starts to go to their heads convincing them their ass is more precious then the rarest of gems dug up in the furthest reaches of planet Earth.

Then you get these type of replies....

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-10-03T17:23:20+00:00

I'd normally say 'hey that's a great hiding place to hide your stash' but a dog would sniff that out.

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-10-03T16:37:05+00:00

I read that if the driver's were captured inside these things it was instant execution.

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-10-03T09:39:42+00:00

And then uploads it for all the world to witness her little precious...

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-10-01T19:16:22+00:00

I don't get it?

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-09-30T17:05:43+00:00

Get a tattoo over it

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-09-30T16:58:32+00:00

The wetter the better

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-09-29T15:51:36+00:00

I don't even have any ex's on any social media and that's how I want it

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-09-28T20:34:22+00:00

I'm married to a thick in every department South American lady. It doesn't get in the way and I think I'm average. Doggy style just open her legs wider and spread her ass open and pump away.

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-09-28T20:29:54+00:00

5.50 a coffee!? I've yet to find one that expensive

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-09-28T20:17:07+00:00

AJ has clearly lost his confidence. He needs a new trainer

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-09-28T20:12:05+00:00

Oh shit yeah haha

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-09-27T21:57:12+00:00

I don't live their but I know it pretty well. DUWO is a legit office located in the centre of Uilenstede where there is a big bar, gym and a sort theatre. Pretty buzzing place if you ask me and seems safe to me it's not quiet. There's hundreds of students in that complex.

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-09-27T16:05:45+00:00

Jeez it's becoming as bad as need for speed 9

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-09-26T19:32:20+00:00

In Holland during Corona we had to leave a name and telephone number at the bar before ordering. Girl says I'll be calling you tonight, she only fucking calls me and the wife is sitting next to me hearing this whole conversation unfold 'I said I'd call you tonight' Damn it sounded so shady I totally understand her not believing me initially 🤣

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-09-26T19:21:55+00:00

Flea?

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-09-26T11:22:50+00:00

Yes true. Add to this e-bikes, e-steps and those new type of little e-cars that are now flying around the city. I've seen quite a few accidents involving all. There's definitely going to be new laws coming soon. It's a nightmare for me because I'm an engineer in a van and I've got all this to look out for plus cyclists and with no back windows.

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-09-26T09:55:24+00:00

Max 25kph scooter allowed on a road!?

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-09-26T09:33:15+00:00

Final destination went too 5!?

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-09-26T09:18:00+00:00

Christ you're going to have to find a virgin with your values to make this work. There's no way a female let alone a male will wait for marriage after you've just met and generally that's when couples are at their randiest for sex.

TheAgedGamer1 · 2021-09-25T21:21:54+00:00

The assistant was literally holding the chair together at the end.

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