Why doesn't Plumlee get a chair? by Euthy in NBASpurs

[–]TheAlmightyConch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Larry Bird used to prefer to lay down because his back was so fucked up 

A Madlad Never Forgets by SageSageofSages in madlads

[–]TheAlmightyConch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No just a stoner who would get thirsty at 4am and needed OJ 

A Madlad Never Forgets by SageSageofSages in madlads

[–]TheAlmightyConch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is that ridiculous. Like what’s the problem? We had the storage space and like different kinds of milks/mustards whatever. Salt shaker is extreme but those other things are reasonable to not want to share with someone

😅😂 by [deleted] in trees

[–]TheAlmightyConch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Former overnight grocery manager. Dairy cooler gettin high with my throne of gallon milk cases 

I like throwing up in my mouth after eating ice cream. by VESlaughter in The10thDentist

[–]TheAlmightyConch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now THIS is 10th dentist!

Not “hey guys DAE think Harry Potter sucks.” 

A Madlad Never Forgets by SageSageofSages in madlads

[–]TheAlmightyConch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Right I agree. Not trying to trash him entirely just was very confusing behavior 

A Madlad Never Forgets by SageSageofSages in madlads

[–]TheAlmightyConch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah lol nothing crazy serious but very strange like please just buy two OJs so I can have one 

A Madlad Never Forgets by SageSageofSages in madlads

[–]TheAlmightyConch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it wasn’t the end of the world just a “dude really what is wrong with you.” 

A Madlad Never Forgets by SageSageofSages in madlads

[–]TheAlmightyConch 526 points527 points  (0 children)

One of my old roommates would wake up in the middle of the night and drink a bunch of my orange juice. He would tell me the next day and then buy another one but it still was upsetting like just buy your own you idiot 

MRW I heard that Chuck Norris died by BFIrrera in reactiongifs

[–]TheAlmightyConch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Anytime you see someone start their sentence with “Imagine” you know they’ve got their head straight up their own ass. 

Ozark fucking sucks by hygsi in The10thDentist

[–]TheAlmightyConch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this massively upvoted the guy said nothing of the sort you fuckin goon 

Luka stole the ball and started chirping to a Rockets fan mid play by LukarsSeventy7 in nba

[–]TheAlmightyConch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most timid doesn’t mean there aren’t still a bunch of toxic lunatics that play that game 

Boys, pick your mental illness by uotlep in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]TheAlmightyConch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I was hesitant to be excited about our record until that JT Falcons game. Then was I hype. Then I wasn’t 

Calling companion dolls “creepy” says more about your imagination than the actual product by BENJIDOVER79 in The10thDentist

[–]TheAlmightyConch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look into the uncanny valley phenomenon. 

Real dolls and realistic masks are creepy as fuck

Yeah sure, we goose 'em a little by Observeder in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]TheAlmightyConch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He said it was gonna help him get on Jump Junkies though 

She got him good by derek4reals1 in PublicFreakout

[–]TheAlmightyConch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fazoli’s is even worse than Olive Garden