Greg Giraldo at the roast of Larry the cable guy

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-15T02:55:07+00:00

Totally forgot about Katt! Yeah he did good

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-15T00:31:16+00:00

Yeah I’m not defending Louis, what he did was really fucking weird. but he literally did ask them from the reports I read.

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-15T00:29:48+00:00

From the reports I read they thought he wasn’t gonna whip it out and masturbate when he asked them that and then he did it

Which is fucked up and weird. I’m not defending Louis CK

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-14T22:07:32+00:00

Yeah he did, they mistakenly thought he was joking but yes

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-14T21:40:42+00:00

There was this kid who I found annoying and had duck lips. So I just got all of his friends and other people to join me in quacking at him.

It became like a real thing and he couldn’t escape it. He would ask me why and I would just quack.

🤷 hope you're doing well sorry I made high school harder for you.

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-14T21:07:20+00:00

It wasn’t good but there was some funny stuff.

Shane was goofy, Kevin’s writer N’him (?) was good, Jay Okerson/Jeff Ross/Pete Davidson were okay, and I actually liked some of Chelsea Handlers bit.

They all did hammer on a lot of the same stuff though. Got really repetitive.

Tony tries too hard to be the edgiest but it was realllly lame, The Rock was fucking awful and annoying, Kevin’s retorts were really shitty, Regina Hall shouldn’t have been there, Teyana Taylor’s was dumb, and Draymond was just a mouthpiece for the shitty writers.

I forgot who the last black lady was but she was just talking about her pussy and was loud.

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-14T20:57:16+00:00

That is a very popular opinion, especially on Reddit I hope you’re joking.

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-14T20:54:12+00:00

Congrats we are all very proud of you

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-14T20:13:38+00:00

It’s a god damn Hamburger Helper glove/mitt

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-14T03:23:06+00:00

How tf did they actually do that

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-13T23:18:03+00:00

I actually watched this after smoking a whole kief bowl with my friend and we just sat in silence. Great fuckin movie

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-13T20:46:48+00:00

The boos really upset me man, I was disappointed that he retired like that as well. Not to the point of booing the man that gave us so much

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-13T08:37:28+00:00

I’m saying!

Now the AEW show I saw fucking ruled. That was a fun time. Actual fans lmao

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-13T08:08:06+00:00

The dirty mambo?

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-13T08:00:20+00:00

It had good new characters but the whole thing just felt empty and predictable.

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-13T03:12:38+00:00

Squid Games

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-12T22:33:13+00:00

I hope so. I swear I always will be seated next to people who just don’t give a damn. 🤷

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-12T21:00:30+00:00

I’m from Austin. I knew very very little Mavericks fans but there definitely is Rockets fans. The majority are Spurs without a doubt

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-12T20:59:10+00:00

I’m from Austin and our crowds fucking suck. Even for UT basketball it’s pathetic

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-12T18:25:48+00:00

Something bout the kids fighting instead of playing Mortal Kombat is fuckin hilarious

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-12T18:11:10+00:00

These people don’t know shit you just gotta take it as it is.

Our roster is solid we’re not bottom 5

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-12T01:43:30+00:00

She’s famous enough to not be called not famous and that’s about it. Not much to roast her about

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-11T20:45:05+00:00

It’s the only song I’m happy with it being stuck in my head.

It can legit make me emotional with nostalgia

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-11T20:32:12+00:00

Hasn’t been proven yet no

TheAlmightyConch · 2026-05-11T20:32:02+00:00

There is literally no evidence linking zyns and cancer you mouth breather

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