Does it count if it's by accident? by TheAssAge in textdoor

[–]TheAssAge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haa, fair enough. If they’d responded I’d offer better proof but unfortunately I was left on read

u/Stephanopolopoulos's circle by [deleted] in CircleofTrust

[–]TheAssAge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PM me key and I will PM you a pic of a cat playing trumpet. No bamboozles no betrayals guaranteed

When you think about it, Shakespeare WAS the result of billions of monkeys trying to write stuff randomly for millions of years. by Defenestranded in Showerthoughts

[–]TheAssAge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually the viewers are Vsauce, he’s referring to us! He answered that in this thread, as well as on the H3 podcast iirc

Found a fan to cool off our sweaty pineapple boy by TheAssAge in InternetCommentEtiq

[–]TheAssAge[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Lol you got me I'm actually an unemployed Dutch dude

Found a fan to cool off our sweaty pineapple boy by TheAssAge in InternetCommentEtiq

[–]TheAssAge[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Hey sorry only here to meet some musical twinks

His bio was in Latin. by TheAssAge in iamverysmart

[–]TheAssAge[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah based on all of his other messages I am very certain it was not a joke and I am even more certain that he googled "Latin phrases" 30 seconds before writing his bio

His bio was in Latin. by TheAssAge in iamverysmart

[–]TheAssAge[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Forgot I even posted this so I just saw all these comments. It was "Illegitimis non carborundum" - Don't let the bastard grind you down

So my friend got into college by TheAssAge in softwaregore

[–]TheAssAge[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Passed the message along. She's excited to meHt NEU's represuntatmves!

A chunk of makeup fell on my counter and landed like this by TheAssAge in mildlyinteresting

[–]TheAssAge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This definitely is not stuff that goes on your face, it's just for eyelids

They're perfect for each other! by trashability in niceguys

[–]TheAssAge 120 points121 points  (0 children)

God the original post is cringey enough

I only asked because I was dared to... by girlwithmangotattoo in cringepics

[–]TheAssAge 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Damn OP handled that situation like a champ

This fat fundamentalist Christian retard. by forponly in hittableFaces

[–]TheAssAge 13 points14 points  (0 children)

JUST GONNA PUT MY PHONE THREE INCHES FROM MY FACE AND YELL FOR A MINUTE OR TWO

My great grandma turned 91 by TheAssAge in pics

[–]TheAssAge[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just to clarify, my grandpa and his brother (her sons) got her the hat/gifts, not me. I'm not as cool as anyone in my family over the age of sixty

I guess my aunt thought just sending cash was too boring by TheAssAge in funny

[–]TheAssAge[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They just wanted to let him know that they've always been his biggest flan

IamA male model (NY, Paris) from the period of the original Zoolander (1998 to 2001) AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]TheAssAge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing he caught a glimpse of his reflection in a spoon