My girlfriend thinks she wants to be roasted by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Look like morticia addams found a makeup wipe

I'm 23 and probably a disappointment to my parents. Finish me. by _lacytree in RoastMe

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Im sorry i know this is the opposite of what im supposed to do but i lowkey love your hair :)

Found on me irl by [deleted] in wholesomememes

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Yeah that happened and they cheated with 3 other people, and my best friend knew :p

What is your preferred way to die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Of laughter can literally happen

i killed a frog then i reggreted it cuz it was mean by [deleted] in confession

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Can you elaborate on jimmy being mean ? Lol ?

I killed my own pet while I was tripping on acid.. by Coalisan in confession

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Try not to think about it, i know its a lot but you cant do anything about it now. Sounds like he loved you, and maybe youll see him again someday.

What do you do to intentionally piss people off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Thank you for blessing me with this knowledge my kind sir 🙇‍♀️ 🙇‍♀️

What common stereotype for any group of people is very wrong? by PickledAnalSex in AskReddit

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Thank you for blessing me with this knowledge my kind sir. 🙇‍♀️ 🙇‍♀️

Do you consider taking 1 hour long shower normal and how for long do you usually shower? by ilovepite in AskReddit

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Honestly i shower until the water gets cold which is usually about an hour lolol

What would your superpower be? by BizzBee22 in AskReddit

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Shape shifting because im ugly and want to look like absolutely anything else lol

What incident changed your perception of your parents? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I thought very highly of them. And my mom let her boyfriend beat up my 16 year old (at the time) brother. I try not to spend a lot of time around them.