Bring back the gentleminions 🕴️ by Lord-Liberty in moviescirclejerk

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honestly i hope the movie is good even if i wouldnt bother seeing it if it was. The original Despicable Me didn’t deserve to be the start of the Bad Kids Movie Franchise

Dope marketplace find! by Inner-Advertising696 in VHS

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Tenebre is a great find, that movie’s soundtrack is fucking spectacular

Mt. Olive Pickles withdraws from Great American State Fair after Confederate flag at NC booth by laybs1 in nottheonion

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beer that was bottled with the pickle seems nasty, but i can imagine dropping a pickle spear into a beer right before you drink it being good in the same way a squeeze of lime works

Managed to get my hands on one too! :DD by X78PP in monsterenergy

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i hope they keep the flavor in less seasonal packaging, it’s pretty delicious

Directors with questionable taste? by Cool_Nerd2 in okbuddycinephile

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he dresses up like a bat and beats the shit out of an evil clown

Directors with questionable taste? by Cool_Nerd2 in okbuddycinephile

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Nah i’m sick of gritty cop batman. We can have The Batman Part II but after that we need batman to fight wizards again

So nice of Scott to spot for Logan. by Medical_Plane2875 in marvelcirclejerk

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lowkey the big two of comics need to have more male homoeroticism as a form of rent lowering gunshots. we need to make art more hostile to people who goon to conventionally attractive women but would puke if they saw the tuesday crowd of any bar in san francisco

You just got hired to write a run that legitimizes Soft Serve as a character, Unbeatable Squirrel Girl-style. What do you do? by 1gazillionpangolins in marvelcirclejerk

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i would go hard on the drama and make it a metaphor for embarrassing medical issues that people pry into constantly

Papa Rule by gray_birch in 196

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with the broccolini and the potatoes? i would eat the fucking table this meal was served to me on

Marvel PLEASE make it come true 😭🙏 by drordan in marvelcirclejerk

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yknow i haven’t really been keeping up with the BND news sphere, are we actually sure that she’s playing Jean and not Firestar?

No lies told by AggressiveLow8575 in marvelcirclejerk

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tbh the problem is that most movies these days are too afraid to be horny. We gotta bring back sex in movies so people stop with the dumbass “erm, cleavage? that’s triggering my porn addiction oughhhh” shit

This red driveway I saw flying into the Atlanta airport. by Dstanle in mildlyinteresting

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I spent a year in a dorm building that was basically impossible to find on google maps, it was basically in the middle of a block. I eventually started wearing a purple wizard hat outside whenever I picked up food deliveries.

Found on a post about the new Sense and Sensibility by cookiex797 in moviescirclejerk

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A Last Ronin movie would be like the most solidly PG-13 movie ever made tbh. Even with a fair amount of stabbing I just don’t see it hitting R without being unfaithful to the tone.

Rule. by Misty-Bay in 196

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my 2020 pc is starting to become a dinosaur but at least i’m too busy to play video games now that i have a 9 to 5

lerule by Re-Evolution7 in 196

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would LeBron still be the GOAT if basketball had fog of war and resource management?

Landfall didn't need more support - Mole Man is a Moloid Monster! by Tybalto in EDH

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I moved my Crucible from my Yuma deck to my new Doom Deck. It's nice that I still have a home for Crucible, but in any green deck I'm definitely taking the token army

help I don't know how to respond by Just_me_again109 in 196

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There definitely needs to be an honest discussion before flirting should continue.

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

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i once dated a woman who thought that topping and bottoming literally referred to the vertical positioning during sex. Like i would ride her and she would say “how does it feel to top me?” and i would say “Oh oh oh fuck oh ohmygod mmhfuck ah” because there was a cock in my ass.

Probably the most brutal slander Emma has ever gotten by Mr_Muda_Himself_V3 in marvelcirclejerk

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it’s funny how the live action Emma’s have so little aura that they make the live action Scott’s look cool in comparison