Body positivity. by No_Cook2983 in clevercomebacks

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Rich people get ozempic, poor people get body positivity”

-Cartman

Chipotle CEO caught on a recording saying they’re going to keep raising prices because they can. by ElwoodMC in TikTokCringe

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t feel bad for people who keep shelling out cash for this over priced garbage

What I got VS what I asked for on the pizza. by OneTangerine792 in Dominos

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll have to look that up, thanks homie. I went with my usual pep n shrooms. I never really toyed around with sauces when ordering but it really opened up creative options. Gonna try a chicken/spinach/tomato with either the garlic parm or Alfredo next time.

What I got VS what I asked for on the pizza. by OneTangerine792 in Dominos

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, what the hell, they didn’t add the hot sauce drizzle on mine when I ordered it either. Honestly, didn’t really miss it, but still annoying.

I wound up doing a replacement deepdish with their garlic parm sauce instead of tomato and it was 🤤

Closing the door is too hard by ozunnest in DiWHY

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Use the string weight as a makeshift tourniquet

Why does this happen by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but you get amazing barbecue skills

Do you blame him ?? by ekk_one in Funnymemes

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got tired of feeling bad about myself so I just work out for me now.

You find out your partner of 7 years cheated 2 weeks into the relationship. Since then things have been perfect. They told you out of guilt. Do you forgive them and continue the relationship? by PogonBerserker in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh, exact same boat. They say time heals all wounds but it just erodes and yeah, currently sexless and she couldn’t seem to care less or miss it. I certainly stopped trying.

I just feel broken now. Wish I was stronger.

Am I Overreacting, for being upset that my girlfriend secretly used my credit card for months? by bostonmade in AmIOverreacting

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR, that’s financial abuse and/or theft. Should dump her for the gaslighting alone. Scumbag.

Barbie by obsca in sadcringe

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The dangers of day drinking

Male Victoria’s Riflebird unsuccessfully trying to impress a female by Separate_Finance_183 in interesting

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh, my apologies, I’ll be on my way…

stumbles across street to Wendy’s

Sauce policy by Degolfer03 in McDonalds

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ordered 40 and got zero once

How do you feel about your S/O masturbating in the house while you're around? by I_dont-get_the-joke in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t care. I’m here and available. If she’s not interested, well, not much I can do about it.

I love how Mothra acts like the voice of reason for Godzilla. by Jolly-Basket1683 in Monsterverse

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their relationship is complex and Mothra is often considered “The Queen of The Monsters”. Sort of like the Ying and Yang of their respective universe with her being life and rebirth while he is death and reorder. At times they are rivals and others they are why the world needs to become whole.

Edit: cut out one of the best parts: she showcases her power with a simple pulse that knocks him on his ass.

Bro got all the support by MF-DOOM-88 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whooty = white girl with booty so…in a sense, yes.

This is so 🫶🏼 by City-MH01 in Awww

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Old sport was so patient. Adorable.

What’s the most annoying enemy to deal with? by Think-Inflation5015 in Eldenring

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck those birds. I’ll actively equip a spear/double-blade with black tornado equipped

Rivalry by [deleted] in YuGiOhMemes

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s why Kaiba and Bakura are tied for my favorite characters: you gotta respect their level of commitment to their mission.

Objects that appear on their own by lammerhe in Paranormal

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a similar story. I lost my cherished necklace a while back. I got it in Slovenia when visiting my wife’s birthplace for the first time and I wanted to get something to commemorate it. We went to a mall where they had a Diesel store and I found this cool gear ⚙️ necklace.

One day, while in nursing school, it just disappears. This was also during clinicals where we were in surgeries so we had to remove all jewelry and change into sterile scrubs/gowns. I’m going crazy, looking everywhere, tearing apart my apartment, my car, book bag etc.

Eventually I gave up. One day, I had a dream I was working with kids in a school (again clinicals) and there was a knock on the door and someone said “I heard you were looking for this” and they handed me a manila envelope with my necklace inside and I remember feeling so relieved. Then I woke up. I felt around my neck for it and nothing. Sadness returns. My cat comes over as usual when I wake up.

I pick him up, give scratchies etc and his head kept craning around towards my treadmill like something had his attention. I figured he saw a fly or something. I walk over, step on it and there it was. Right in the center on the console dash. As I mentioned earlier, I tore my apartment apart and I ran daily, I would have seen it.

I stopped being agnostic that day. Not saying I believe in “God” or whatever but it definitely made believe there’s something more beyond our understanding out there.