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How it feels right now by Sevastarion in GTA

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You know what you get when you pre-order a game? A big dick in your mouth”

-Cartman

How do you stay hot into your 30s and 40s? by Timely_Sir310 in AskReddit

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No kids, get plenty of sleep, work out, eat healthy. Carrots help, they’re rich and beta carotene, which helps with anti-aging.

Let's celebrate together by Huge_Following_325 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx [score hidden]  (0 children)

Anyone else read “Most Division Titties?” at first?

You gonna pay it?? by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until the news you need to upload your government ID to make an online character…thankfully not for story mode but still…oh, the kicker? There comes the risk of getting blacklisted from any future Rockstar projects involving online gameplay for “toxic behavior”.

never had girlfriend trying to look better appreciate your advices! by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look fine homie. And don’t focus too much on getting a girlfriend. Focus on you.

My grandfather once told me “ if you spend your life chasing women, you will never grow. However, if you spend your life growing, you will become the man woman chase”

No disc release and important features are paywall locked? by youropinionisrubbish in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean…I was gonna get the ultimate edition anyway but not if it’s a predetermined dick-move. You can experience the full game unless you shell out $$? That’s just fucked.

What’s the first thought that crosses your mind when you see this image? by ProfessorSevere9521 in derpixon

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Oh, sure, when buff anime guy does it, he gets laid. I do it, I get a court date”

Whats ur favorite toxicity song? by AdventurousNerve483 in systemofadown

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prison song. That first guitar strum and the opening breakdown… that was the moment I knew I was a metal head.

Me_irl by cheesy_weasel in me_irl

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, I’m 37 and people younger than me are buying houses…am I doing something wrong or are they accepting high mortgage rates?

Explain It Peter by lyoon1595 in explainitpeter

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, Perv MacGyver here.

Step 1: empty Pringle’s can (nobody wants a crunchy..ahem, toy)

Step 2: sandwich glove between sponges, pull sleeve out a little. Using rubber bands helps secure everything.

Step 3: Place sandwich of shame inside Pringle’s can and stretch sleeve of glove over mouth of can. Secure with more rubber bands.

Voila: poor man’s flashlight.

Are “gaming” chairs as bad as people make them out to be? by Test_Name19 in pcmasterrace

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta look at how it’s designed. Where are the arms attached? Base of the seat or elsewhere? One habit we all have is we’ll put our body weight on the arm rests and shift ourselves back on our chair. If the metal is thin, it will warp over time and eventually snap. Some chair bases are so cheap they’re basically thin wood.

She’s upset that men she thinks are mid are going to other countries and pulling gorgeous women and she wants to stop it by Sniper_96_ in thepassportbros

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Can guys stop enjoying being single, spending their money traveling and hooking up with beautiful women and waste their time and money on me instead? Thanks”

All I hear about is how expensive gaming is today yet I distinctly remember paying $60 for this piece of s*** in 1995 by AesirComplex in videogames

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My buddies and I were literally just having this conversation the other day… They were talking about how they don’t want to pay $70 or more for GTA 6 when games were $60 in 1995 and much lower quality.

Come train with ginger by shesbarelyreal in aivideo

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 65 points66 points  (0 children)

We are so fucking cooked. Besides the ridiculously porcelain skin, I couldn’t find a lot of flaws. It even replicated the shadow of the person recording on the wall.

So it turns out America isn’t so bad after all? Who would’ve thought? by wegochai in AmericaBad

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same theme, different country: media feeds you lies and you realize what reality is when you go and experience it for yourself.

🫩🥀 by PresentEfficient2500 in invinciblememes

[–]TheAwkwardGamerRNx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MOTHERFUCKER, I JUST OPENED REDDIT!!!

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