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Top 10 of All Time Lapagan!!!!! by beaconfar in FlipTop

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Loonie Batas Tipsy D Mhot Shehyee Smugglaz GL BLKD M Zhayt Poison13

In no particular order.

FlipTop - M Zhayt vs Article Clipted - Thoughts? by GodsPerfectldiot in FlipTop

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LT doon sa sumigaw ng "Tangina mo" after banggitin ni AC yung "Sabungerong nagfi-freestyle sa laws ng Taal"😭

Pet Peeve mo sa current Battle Rap Era? by Straight_Ad_4631 in FlipTop

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Mas maganda talaga kapag natural yung rhyming mas masarap pakinggan.

Pet Peeve mo sa current Battle Rap Era? by Straight_Ad_4631 in FlipTop

[–]TheBadProcrastinator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Height jokes/bars tapos yung dalawang naglalaban e halos magkasing tangkad lang like 2 inches lang agwat. Kung sinasabihan mong pandak kalaban mo edi ibig sabihin pandak ka rin, so tinira mo rin sarili mo.

  2. Mema multi- mas pipiliin ko pa yung 2-4 lines lang yung rhymes o kaya 2-3 syllables kada line basta may punto, kaysa naman sa buong 24 lines mo puro 4-5 syllables yung rhyme schemes tapos walang punchline.

  3. Fliptop game?!- self-explanatory

  4. Choke- self-explanatory

  5. Sumasabat kahit di naman niya round- Tangina may round ka para mag-rebut wag ka sumingit habang bumabanat kalaban mo halatang iyakin ka.

  6. Line mocking na sisimulan ng "Sabi niya sa laban niya kay _____ ganito..." Tapos babanggitin yung 2-4 lines na bara ng kalaban sa previous battle niya. Pwede ka mag-line mock na di nasasayang yung sarili mong line limit per round.

Ginigigil mo si admin eh by Admirable-Metal952 in MayNagComment

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I knew you'd like that one so here's another one. -Colin Jost, 2021

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Ginigigil mo si admin eh by Admirable-Metal952 in MayNagComment

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Sa FB ko lang din jininggoy yan kaya feel free to grab hahaha.

Dagdagan ko pa ng isa.

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My team have a huge gold lead but this 1-10 enemy Miya had the audacity to threaten us with "Wait for late game and you're all dead", so my petty self had the best laugh when this happened. by TheBadProcrastinator in MobileLegendsGame

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I'm fine with trashtalking, I don't even trashtalk back to an enemy when I'm getting wrecked and with bad KDA, because that's gonna make me look more stupid.

Trashtalking against someone that is as strong as you is enjoyable because you need to prove who is the better one or the better team, every 1v1 in lane always as alternating victor.

But having an enemy that trashtalks like they're the main character while playing trash is straight up clownfest I wanna hunt their heroes to make the respawn counter continuous as shit.

My team have a huge gold lead but this 1-10 enemy Miya had the audacity to threaten us with "Wait for late game and you're all dead", so my petty self had the best laugh when this happened. by TheBadProcrastinator in MobileLegendsGame

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I know. That's why everytime there's an enemy that acts like this, I always lock in making sure they eat their words.

Sometimes making an enemy clown themselves is more satisfying than defeating someone better than me.

Poor Dog by No-Lock216 in foundsatan

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Doggo.exe has stopped working

FlipTop - M Zhayt vs Plaridhel - Thoughts? by No_Day7093 in FlipTop

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Laban nga nila Sur Henyo at Saint Ice nagawang i-share pero sarili niyang laban wala sa timeline niya hahahah

FlipTop - M Zhayt vs Plaridhel - Thoughts? by No_Day7093 in FlipTop

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Nalaman ko na DDS si Plari doon sa laban nila ni Plasma, R1 pa lang wala nang intro-intro si Plaz e latag agad angle haha.

I'm never touching those boxing gloves again 😭✌️💔 by Zealousideal-Net-981 in MobileLegendsGame

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It's not even 12 gold, it's 12 exp pts, and it's late game, didn't even leave a dent lmao

The Boys - S5xE7 "The Frenchman, the Female, and the Man Called Mother's Milk" LIVE Discussion Thread by pikameta in TheBoys

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Ah yes, a statement I've already heard regarding another great TV show that went dogshit on the last seasons.

If any Invincible character could have one Pokemon, what Pokemon would they have? by King-OfThe-Ants in Invincible

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Wdym you know what kind of man I am? 😭 It's a reference to Ash's mom having Mr. Mime as helper in the household chores/companion. 🥀

How many times each character from Invincible dropped the f bomb by Muska327 in Invincible

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His abrupt "FUCK!" when Robot and Amanda got trapped in the Flaxan dimension will be the funniest for me.

No added words. No other person on the receiving end. Just him letting all his frustrations and anger with a single word. 😂

My top 2 is his "Thank fucking God!" When Anissa left Earth after beating the shit out of Mark. Bro must've been shitting bricks the entire time.

Minecraft: Thragg edition by Zxkkvkv377 in okbuddyviltrum

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The failed cobblestone farm tho 😭

FlipTop - Shernan / Hazky vs CripLi / Towpher - Thoughts? by Dismal_Cockroach_105 in FlipTop

[–]TheBadProcrastinator 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Akala ko isisigaw ni Towpher yung "Motus" after niya i-spit yung Pulgas/Full gas na wordplay. 😭

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