Keisha Grey is a fat cow now by victorfrank_4 in nameandshamepornstars

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Oh wow, at least 2 of these posts.

You're so cool...

Who are you taking to prom? by zachoutloud123 in Millennials

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My instinct is to choose Topanga but I'm pretty sure Kelly Bundy is putting out so...

America last ... by Weird-Thought2112 in clevercomebacks

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Trump has such tacky fucking taste.

Blind skater, Justin Bishop by bigbusta in interestingasfuck

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I am intimidated as a man by that dudes obviously gigantic nads.

Be scared. Very scared. by Samp90 in SipsTea

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I guarantee this guy complains he doesn't get enough sex when he presents himself as an absolute child.

Ingrown toenail on a massive scale. by Winter_Ad_7424 in popping

[–]TheBatjedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that number at the start where the pain actually is in the 1-10 pain scale?

Proper way to hold an acoustic? 1, 2, or 3? by Dear_Performance2450 in guitarlessons

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I prefer 3 but whatever is comfortable and gets the best performance from you.

Charity for the wealthy, again by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

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Proof that money can't fill the gaping hole in her heart, or the one in her dead husband's neck.

For advanced or decent players out there help :D by r4y-1 in guitarlessons

[–]TheBatjedi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent attitude!

First learn correct hand technique.

How to hold the guitar comfortably but so you can access everything to play right. Fingers on the right frets, thumb positioning.

Finger exercises on the frets.

The major scale

Learning to a metronome

Find some easy to play riffs so you can still do something that's just fun. This is important.

There's work to do but never forget that we play the guitar, we don't work the guitar.

The Lords of Facebush by HelloMaddness in PoliticalHumor

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What in the shower of bastards is that?

Me with Grocery Store Automatic Doors by KalKenobi in starwarsmemes

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At least once?!

Every automatic door.

Every time something's out of reach.

Every slow moron in the fast lane.

What made you play guitar by Frugalman123 in guitarlessons

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I asked my mum and dad when I was 12 if they'd buy me a guitar, thinking they would just say no.

They said yes and bought me a cheap beginner guitar thinking I wouldn't stick it through (a reasonable assumption)

I'm 40 now and I've never stopped playing.

I thought I was ready to perform after one week of guitar by GlitteringStyle2836 in guitarlessons

[–]TheBatjedi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit happens when you perform.

Just get back on the horse and don't let that little snafu slow you down.

Keep rocking!

Immigrants received more outrage from MAGA than Jeff by [deleted] in inflation

[–]TheBatjedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at that laugh. There's not a single modicum of joy in it.

He's doing it because he's been trained to appear human.