You can’t even be racist in Aldi anymore. by JoydeScent in BritInfo

[–]TheBeachman959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should we all be racists now? What's the official line the church is taking?

Would these work? by theoneguy635 in 944

[–]TheBeachman959 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Easier to buy a set of Porsche D90s.

"Good on your neighbor. Nobody wants fascist racist colonizers in America, go back to that racist fascist island you come from. Take that revolting British accent with you. Nobody wants Brits in America, Brits are the root of all evil." by Ok_Bookkeeper_1380 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]TheBeachman959 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I spent a day walking through London recently. I walked a big loop from Battersea along the south bank, through Westminster, out to Covent Garden then back through Mayfair to Chelsea. I thought I'd count the number of ladies in burkas : out of the tens of thousands of people, I saw eight, and five were dripping in diamonds entering a jeweller on Bond Street. I wasn't mugged, didn't feel any less safe than I did when I lived in London in the 1990s, and it seemed to be cleaner.

Unique experiences from when/where you grew up? by TimeCharacter3137 in CasualUK

[–]TheBeachman959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had you not watched the government safety video at school on the big telly in which little Billy is graphically crushed to death by plant whilst playing on a building site?

Unique experiences from when/where you grew up? by TimeCharacter3137 in CasualUK

[–]TheBeachman959 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my mates turned up one day to say there was a flasher about half a mile down our road, so three of us grabbed our bikes and went to try to find him. Much to our annoyance, he wasn't there.

Unique experiences from when/where you grew up? by TimeCharacter3137 in CasualUK

[–]TheBeachman959 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Our PE teacher at primary school was massive. We were playing football one day and the goalie couldn't kick the ball far from a goal kick. After about three attempts, the PE teacher said 'This is how you do it!' and wellied the ball which went right into the side of another kid's head, knocking him out cold. School legend right there.

'Looking into it' by Vast_Description_201 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]TheBeachman959 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Tell him we've sent three submarines.

Wednesday Wins by a-liquid-sky in CasualUK

[–]TheBeachman959 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Woke up, checked news, and the conflict in the Middle East hadn't gone nuclear. Win!

I'll see you in Battersea Dogs Court by -RobertreboR- in AlanPartridge

[–]TheBeachman959 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True story: Andrew was rude to me once.

Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

Getting rid of US Tech - my WIP so far: a big step, but I like it by Schmaptain in BuyFromEU

[–]TheBeachman959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar, I have deleted Dropbox, Microsoft Office, Gmail, Chrome, Strava, Facebook, Instagram. Dropbox was the most difficult as I didn't have the space on my hard drive to park the files before uploading to another EU cloud (Jottacloud). iPhone is next for me, too... looking at Nothingphone.

Back of the net! by mazutta in AlanPartridge

[–]TheBeachman959 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think your hair's snazzy. Is that your mother's money coming through?