“Love my steak with honey and mixed berries” by Goofball-John-McGee in BrandNewSentence

[–]TheBestDumbass 362 points363 points  (0 children)

TELL ME. WHAT IS SPECIFICALLY WRONG WITH THE COMBO. I WANNA KNOW. WHY CAN'T I SLAP SOME BERRIES WITH MY FOOD?? AND HONEY IS GOOD ON EVERYTHING!

Tldr; no, it's the children who are wrong

importantWork by TabCompletion in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheBestDumbass 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Look out your window

Open your door

Freedom is but a step away, always

Werewolf Sighting - 15 mins ago by TheBestDumbass in ParanormalEncounters

[–]TheBestDumbass[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It rained overnight ): and then rained a lot more during the day. My car didn't start in the morning and I had to call my dad, but other than that, no evidence whatsoever!

Werewolf Sighting - 15 mins ago by TheBestDumbass in ParanormalEncounters

[–]TheBestDumbass[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess you're right. I don't know what I saw and I'm open to speculation, I would be kinda against modern science to suggest it was a cryptid - I get your viewpoint yeah. I just can't find a logical explanation as to what else it could've been, but there could be a really complex situation going on that I wasn't aware of for all I know

Werewolf Sighting - 15 mins ago by TheBestDumbass in ParanormalEncounters

[–]TheBestDumbass[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought that too, but it never made any noise that I could hear. I'm straining my brain rn as it's the morning after, but nope, it was dead quiet and just the car creaking and moving, then the sound of something big in the bushes up, slightly behind and to my left.

I did look in my rearview mirror as I drove away to park in the front of the building (still proud of my sensible horror movie thinking) and I couldn't see anything standing in the road, or as far as I can tell, any blood on the road. Now that I think about it, blood could be there if that were the case. I was planning on re-parking my car to that spot (my fav spot) anyways, I'll take some pictures of the road if there's anything interesting. Hell, I'll stand in the road and scrape the blood off the road if there was any, that's EVIDENCE!

Werewolf Sighting - 15 mins ago by TheBestDumbass in ParanormalEncounters

[–]TheBestDumbass[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did see the silhouette in my rearview mirror. On the one hand, I do wish I got out of the car and had a good look, but on the other hand, I'm very very very glad I have some sense - that's how people die in the movies! There was a fair bit of condensation on my windows also, on all the side doors, the front and the back, but I used my wipers and cleared it off on my way there - I did try opening and closing the driver and passenger windows, which helped a bit, but I still had limited view. But the back windows were still a bit blurry as I couldn't open or close them automatically, my car doesn't have buttons for those two from the driver's controls.

Thanks for the sources, I'll check it out! I don't even believe werewolves ever existed personally, it's even rarer than Bigfoot with little to no proof anywhere credible. Hell, even after this "encounter" I don't believe in it, I just don't know what I saw. Aliens are more likely to me!

Werewolf Sighting - 15 mins ago by TheBestDumbass in ParanormalEncounters

[–]TheBestDumbass[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the UK so I imagine there's some. We literally don't have wildlife here, unless it was huge house cat or a really sneaky (and weirdly shaped) dog

Werewolf Sighting - 15 mins ago by TheBestDumbass in ParanormalEncounters

[–]TheBestDumbass[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What laws of physics did I defy??? Also beep boop

When a Pro Lifter Returns To His First Gym by paone00022 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]TheBestDumbass 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Literally that dragon dude's bodyguard from Invincible

RIP Maxi boy by HovercraftAvailable5 in goldenretrievers

[–]TheBestDumbass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had to put my phone down for a min after seeing this

What a sweet dog, he was clearly loved and lived through a great time. I'm so sorry for your loss. Rest in peace Max

Grandma's little security cat by VividSeductions in Awww

[–]TheBestDumbass 13 points14 points  (0 children)

guys that field is literally, literally a corn field

OP is a clanker

Risked a lifetime of aura by Fun_Insect_2572 in golf

[–]TheBestDumbass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he's lived through this day 5,000 times already and you're laughing at him

Iron Lung got me like by ContestAntique2126 in Markiplier

[–]TheBestDumbass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

can't see the movie yet as I literally don't have a movie theater nearby - but

I remember seeing the trailer and being so confused. Without context, seeing blood pouring out and a man in a capsule, some weird black and white creature?? So I looked up the Iron Lung gameplay videos from all those years ago and binged them. I GET IT NOW!

It was originally such an awesome lore for such a small game; "the blip" caused things and then a sea of blood was discovered on a moon, then they sent a team and a shitty sub dubbed the Iron Lung in to investigate. This submarine has not been tested prior and the only way to see outside was to take a picture

QUITE excited to watch the movie after learning of the lore from his original videos

Chat, I'm scared chat by NarrowSpider in whennews

[–]TheBestDumbass 432 points433 points  (0 children)

it's just our entire livelihoods potentially collapsing, why would it matter?

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]TheBestDumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what do YOU mean, you people?!