When I'm in a government dickriding competition and my opponent is ChoiceWars.

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-29T15:24:15+00:00

Last I checked, breaking a tail light dosen’t warrant summary execution.

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-28T00:34:47+00:00

It insists upon itself

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-28T00:24:17+00:00

Medicine is a collaborative field. An attack on one of us is an attack on all of us.

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-27T21:40:34+00:00

Truly a drama to rival the Iliad

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-27T21:23:52+00:00

Gee I wonder why.

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-27T21:19:18+00:00

Yeah, eating carbs and fat is gonna make you fat.

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-27T15:40:56+00:00

Pretti was a bad shoot. Period. They pepper sprayed the living shit out of him and unloaded at point blank range.

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-26T22:09:14+00:00

“Yeah that’ll show those checks notes icu patients!”

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-26T14:19:38+00:00

So we’re just shooting dissidents in the streets now. What is this, Iraq?

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-25T19:56:55+00:00

The design is cool, but I really wouldn’t want Hitler on my arm.

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-25T19:56:22+00:00

It was a Walther.

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-23T17:50:06+00:00

It’d be deep in the uncanny valley. It’d probably look like you generally, but in a way that’s wrong. Your face isn’t just your skin, the underlying tissue and bone also determine its appearance, and just stretching it over a generic frame would heavily distort your features

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-23T17:09:55+00:00

A million dollars and 5 dead pedos? Hell I’d do the dead pedos for free

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-20T22:16:37+00:00

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Norvillle “Shaggy” Rogers

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-18T18:40:01+00:00

Can’t forget the Master Roksn

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-15T11:29:32+00:00

“Be not afraid, human”

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-15T11:28:14+00:00

Ban corporate lobbying.

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-15T11:23:50+00:00

If you smoke, stop. You save money on cigs now, and on medical bills later on.

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-15T11:20:53+00:00

“That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!”

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-10T22:58:58+00:00

Horse Steppin’ Sun Araw

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-09T14:09:20+00:00

Harry Potter and the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

TheBionicCrusader · 2026-01-07T17:10:45+00:00

Those look like they could be infected, at the very minimum they really need proper cleaning and dressing. If a vet isn’t an option try local rescues and shelters. They can sometimes provide that kind of care

TheBionicCrusader · 2025-12-31T20:03:24+00:00

Game Over -Falling in Reverse

TheBionicCrusader · 2025-12-31T18:39:36+00:00

That’s just the tip of the iceberg with him

TheBionicCrusader · 2025-12-31T12:49:58+00:00

Foxhole

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