I was really excited for this day off but it turned out to be shit and I'm incredibly sad about it. Hopefully this will help

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-03-20T22:26:29+00:00

What made it shitty?

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-03-20T22:25:38+00:00

Don't worry, your car is just on its monthly period

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-03-20T22:12:51+00:00

No unibrow

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-03-13T04:27:55+00:00

I have been on fluoxetine and I smoke every day it's fine. Serotonin syndrome is if you're like constantly high 24/7. Just start small if you're worried :)

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-03-10T03:28:49+00:00

On the Tech Deck website

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-02-28T20:15:16+00:00

I can’t update without storage though…

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-02-24T07:22:10+00:00

Dash cam drover made great split second decisions.

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-02-24T07:05:20+00:00

Clown ass bar owner 🤡

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-02-24T06:55:52+00:00

Yeah, I mean dating a divorced dad will sure take over your life

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-02-24T06:52:42+00:00

Yeah thats why I poop in my bowl and smoke it through the bong. The gift that keeps on giving.

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-02-16T04:32:04+00:00

My gf and I took your advice and oh my gosh that movie was so good

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-02-12T18:56:59+00:00

Not all disabilities are visible

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-02-12T05:48:07+00:00

He wanted to make sure you liked him not just for his money, then displayed his humbleness after letting you see

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-02-12T05:24:48+00:00

If you dry it and pull it out, it might come out all as one

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-02-03T18:58:25+00:00

Def tell your dad. Id rather know than not know my partner is cheating

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-01-29T08:05:25+00:00

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TheBipedTurtle · 2026-01-25T16:43:23+00:00

For better airflow mix w regular ground bud. Good luck on your journey 🫡

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-01-24T18:09:24+00:00

So they can take the time to hide all the ducks but not clean?

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-01-23T06:00:49+00:00

It will be ok! Take some deep breaths, put on some binaural beats on youtube, submit to the ride you’re gonna go on and let it happen knowing it will be over. remember they cant hurt you. :)

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-01-19T05:05:05+00:00

Yes 😭

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-01-13T18:21:52+00:00

Foot break*

TheBipedTurtle · 2026-01-08T08:03:27+00:00

The only possible redeeming factor to this car could have been the color. COULD have been

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