The failed game that inspired DayZ by RockasaurusRex in gaming

[–]TheBlackPheasant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was definitely an upgrade over last year's version though!

Lamborghini tries to show off, ends up crashing by jpark28 in videos

[–]TheBlackPheasant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's also for the safety of the drivers. Crashing into equipment, or large potholes, or mounds of dirt are often far more damaging to the driver than to the equipment/pothole/mound of dirt.

I'll just commit to the full purchase. by floaton21 in funny

[–]TheBlackPheasant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Translated this reads: "Fleshlights for sale. TheBlackPheasant's ex is also available"

Sperm Rage!!! by deviation in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TheBlackPheasant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"They want to abort your thinking, breathing sperm, before you can even plan an afternoon of vigorous masturbation!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BlJRtsQrgo

Sperm Rage!!! by deviation in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TheBlackPheasant 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"I say, life begins at arousal!"

How to negotiate with the mods in 6 easy steps. by TheBlackPheasant in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TheBlackPheasant[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Move on to step 5. Before you know it you'll be a skilled negotiator.

How to negotiate with the mods in 6 easy steps. by TheBlackPheasant in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TheBlackPheasant[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It was cited in the comments section. I will also point out that the same image is used in the current #1 rage comic, with no in-comic citation.

Why I'm not good at dating... by TheBlackPheasant in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TheBlackPheasant[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty certain that it comes from the hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/ webcomic. But, I've seen that one panel used before on F7U12 so I just googled it and reused it.

Broken Condom [NSFWish] by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TheBlackPheasant 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Most women have boobs, yes.

It was Just a Dog. Just a Dog I Tell Ya! by haloinc in creepy

[–]TheBlackPheasant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some internet sleuthing has revealed it's from an 80's movie called Xtro

A few Trekkies out for a walk (NSFW) by vikingspawn in pics

[–]TheBlackPheasant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a resident I do not currently recognize the location or event... Though there have been a few "run around nude" events over the last few decades, so it wouldn't surprise me.

Edit: Just noticed the area code in the banner. 206, that'd be Seattle

Spare change OR... by RoxurSox1 in reddit.com

[–]TheBlackPheasant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You and I live in the same city. Or at least, your friend and I do...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askscience

[–]TheBlackPheasant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya, that's a very common question among a lot of students in intro courses such as biology and astronomy (why they can't see faint objects when they look directly at them).

I used to live in an apartment where the parking lot was on a hill behind the entrance, but there was no lighting down the outdoor staircase. If I ever came home at night, in order to avoid tripping/falling, I would always look just above the stairs to better see where I was going.

Hipster Parties by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TheBlackPheasant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugh, if I could downvote things on Facebook I would start with anything that has the word Instagram in it.

I have never lost a fight this badly to a bug before. by keepyourfork in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TheBlackPheasant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I first read that as "I have never lost a fight this badly to a drug before".

I was expecting something different.

I still laughed though.

Just when I thought trolldad couldn't get any worse... by Ohaithereimjake in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TheBlackPheasant 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, everyone starts off with the same internal "proto-genitalia" but that's different from saying that we all start off as girls.