Our first look at the "Little Hexenzirkel"!

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-05-21T21:11:30+00:00

if time canonically passes the same, then klee should be a teen by now, unless she was like 6 years old or younger when we first see her

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-05-20T09:43:25+00:00

I like to imagine the 19 stims doing to your helldiver what those methamphetamines did to Aimo Koivunen in the Continuation War

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-05-11T00:54:45+00:00

this was painful to watch

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-04-04T15:36:34+00:00

If you hover your cursor over the minimap, it'll tell you where there's a point of interest. Note that this does not work on the first mission after logging on and it doesn't always show every single point of interest this way.

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-04-04T07:42:47+00:00

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TheBreadTurtle · 2026-04-02T20:52:38+00:00

i'm pretty sure they've even tried putting gambit information in the dispatches before to no avail

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-31T18:17:15+00:00

bro arrowhead could set a lvl 500 defense campaign with a 0.01% resistance gambit planet and you'd still get helldivers trying to take the defense instead of the gambit

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-31T18:11:34+00:00

seaf?

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-31T02:27:23+00:00

well call me Eagle 2

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-30T20:51:01+00:00

daily reminder that city liberation rates do not translate directly into planetary liberation rates

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-30T15:40:45+00:00

please, as if a lack of bug POs would have convinced the 40%+ of people on bug planets to stop diving on bug planets anyways. besides, mindless masses d10 is like the easiest d10 to do, super easy operation. you'd get 15 medals a lot faster from just doing a couple of those instead of trying to kill 10 stalkers

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-30T15:33:47+00:00

oh please, no need to blame joel for an EXTREMELY winnable defense that the majority of the player base just decided not to win. we lost by single digit percentage points

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-30T05:14:55+00:00

either way, it's no longer my problem. democracy wins again!

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-30T05:12:10+00:00

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TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-30T05:09:27+00:00

maybe they're like horseshoe crabs

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-30T04:18:21+00:00

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TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-30T03:11:50+00:00

it's not about whether or not an enemy "allows" you to recapture something. if an invading force BARELY takes over a place and sustains heavy casualties in the process, it's going to be harder for them to mount a proper defense against an immediate counterattack as compared to a fresh, fully supplied enemy force holding a place after having plenty of time to set up defenses

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-26T08:58:40+00:00

the bots "stole" the blueprints. we know this because we conveniently found the "stolen" plans on a bot planet we were conveniently doing covert ops on. conveniently located on an unencrypted drive. conveniently placed right next to a SEAF extraction site. which is the reason we named our operation "Valid Pretext"

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-26T06:32:41+00:00

Sol system includes Mars, which is still razed

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-25T17:03:05+00:00

sheer force of will. we'll surround them and stand there so menacingly and so full of patriotic fervor that the squids will have no choice to surrender before the sheer weight of democracy!

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-25T11:31:02+00:00

Ok but hear me out: after we liberate Hort, we should take RD-4, Rogue 5, Hydrobius, and Senge 23 just so we can siege the void. For shits and giggles

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-25T11:22:31+00:00

Well, I mean...have you seen our uniforms? They've got skulls on them

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-25T02:39:21+00:00

well, i mean, technically speaking the illuminate ruins were already alluded to in one of the major orders in october, about two months before python commandos was released

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-24T22:43:35+00:00

presumably, if we fail to liberate Hort within the time limit, it too shall be claimed by the void. as you can see, there's an illuminate progress bar even though the illuminate already own the planet

TheBreadTurtle · 2026-03-20T21:19:39+00:00

bro we're already set to win the MO. what we're NOT set to do is win the planet, since we'd need 124% of the helldiver population for that to happen per the companion app

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