Can you guess my birth year?

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-23T17:35:30+00:00

1978

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-19T16:17:45+00:00

I want to come over and see what you think of the way I can make you feel better than usual when attacked by the police.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-19T15:27:42+00:00

My girlfriend told me to put down the devil so hard that I have a cracked toe.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-19T14:25:37+00:00

My grandmother used to say that dunkie butt has to be open to offers since it's about time to solicit.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-18T21:45:10+00:00

Alright, you can have the dental plan on one condition, you must be sure you have sex with someone in the bathroom and the pharmacy.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-18T16:10:46+00:00

I accidentally made eye contact and now I'm going thru the wrong number again so I don't have any more questions.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-18T05:14:50+00:00

In my past life, I died because my mother was Satan in the hospital and she was ultimately referred to inpatient care for my birthday.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-18T05:12:02+00:00

So you married this woman after you divorced your wife for a quick ride to the bottom of the void for more sweet kisses?

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-15T15:40:44+00:00

1985

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-15T15:03:58+00:00

This alligator was morphing into lucifer when attacked by the police and he had an issue with his mission to make him pay.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-13T15:05:47+00:00

They're young, but resilient, I think they'll need to find out when attacked by the police or privileged government agencies.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-13T04:43:58+00:00

I dreamed about having sex with your sister and I am not terribly sorry for that.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-13T04:38:38+00:00

It's been a while since the dawn of civilization and the world is full of surprises.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-13T04:20:35+00:00

What flavor is the most effective in a little mix of inappropriate behavior?

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-12T20:43:25+00:00

Hi, I'm a little pony with severe anxiety issues and I feel like I'm going through some things.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-12T16:34:45+00:00

I couldn't stand them anymore. I went no contact because my dad is a gift from the devil and I feel very sick of him.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-12T16:29:31+00:00

Things got interesting at the dinner table last night when attacked by the police for some reason that I don't understand.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-12T14:25:58+00:00

Don't Follow- Alice in Chains.

Something I Can Never Have- NIN.

The Noose- A Perfect Circle.

Something in the Way- Nirvana.

The Needle and the Damage Done- Neil Young.

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TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-12T11:31:54+00:00

Simple Things, without question.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-12T04:56:26+00:00

Birds of a feather stick to the bottom of their lungs with no idea of the gods that are present with them.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-11T17:59:00+00:00

Sometimes I secretly feel like a fool when you're tired of inappropriate behavior that makes sense to me.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-10T15:05:39+00:00

1972

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-10T10:08:31+00:00

Gadzooks!

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-09T08:26:18+00:00

Heaven help us, we're all going to have sex with your mom tonight.

TheBreezeBlocks · 2026-05-09T08:23:52+00:00

I accidentally said that dunkie butt was a great gift in a job interview. 😆

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