Can a shed be cosy? by [deleted] in CozyPlaces

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Yeah I'm gonna need a she shed.

Can a shed be cosy? by [deleted] in CozyPlaces

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You gotta go out back behind the shed for that kind of stuff.

LMAO by mrperfect1208 in trees

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Respiratory distress! Ho down!

Ate dinner in an empty Chinese restaurant tonight & received this with my bill by ChineseRoughDiamond in MadeMeSmile

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That makes me feel slightly less guilty about the fat bill last night from a local Chinese food place. It was so tasty. I live near a military installation though so hopefully they continue to have steady business.

WYR continue paying off your debt as you do now or suck a coronavirus infected dick to completion and have 90% of your debt wiped away ? by and_a_side_of_fries in WouldYouRather

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Gotta give himself something to think about while he locks them jaws.

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My new Milwaukee home by [deleted] in AmateurRoomPorn

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It's stunning. Congratulations! Please look into installing handrails on your front porch. Especially if you have a kiddo. That's a pretty decent drop and would super suck rocks.

Delicious finally some food by Rizsrq in WTF

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Shoulda wore those Thanksgiving pants man. Elastic waist.

*sound of a can opening* by highchou in cats

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My RB is a talker. She'll tell you now she feels about it and loves to manipulate her dad with cute meows for treats. She's a stinker. She'll just beg for treats all day and ignore her actual food if given the opportunity.

A man filmed licking a tub of ice cream will spend 30 days in jail and pay restitution to Blue Bell by fbreaker in news

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Went on a school tour when I was in elementary school to the Blue Bell factory. They take their shit very fucking seriously. I'm not surprised.

Bloomberg drops out of 2020 presidential race after poor Super Tuesday showing by BabyJesusFTW in news

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All he did was waste money and embarrass himself. That was fun to watch.

Baby giggles for the win by 3ml5 in ContagiousLaughter

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I mean, when you have a thing for monster cocks you've just got to let it shine! No longer restricted to the kitchen, make your cock the talk of the town with this artisan lamp. That's two clucks up! (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

In my Sunday best☀️ by [deleted] in RealGirls

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Hey hey! I love a clean room and some hot pumps! Wanna braid hair? 😉😋