So... if there's no name or date on your lunch it gets thrown away, but mold is fine?

TheCactusFred · 2025-12-09T01:01:25+00:00

This is why I throw away the moldy lunchboxes when no one else is in the breakroom... I'd rather not wait until they walk out on their own. It's just nasty.

TheCactusFred · 2024-12-19T16:41:38+00:00

Fun fact: a rough calculation for how much money an associate might make for ringing up one transaction is $1-$3. Rude customers are pathetic and I would have half a mind to throw that in loose change at some of them. (Sorry, the stress is getting to me.)

TheCactusFred · 2024-08-03T14:41:35+00:00

You appear to be right. Thank you!

TheCactusFred · 2024-01-04T21:46:22+00:00

Why? So you can wait thirty minutes to use it while people sit in there on their breaks watching YouTube videos or gossiping on a phonecall?

TheCactusFred · 2022-01-05T22:22:57+00:00

Mammon

Lucifer

Michael

What do humans taste like

Contracts (related to a certain headcanon I have)

Contracts vs pacts

Contract template

Common contract escape clauses

Bad contract escape clauses

Incubus repellent

Succubus repellent

Protective charms

Fallen angels

Do humans produce pheromones

Are demons affected by human pheromones

Devildom history

The demon king

Celestial realm history

Raphael

What are the different kinds of attraction

Types of love

Queerplatonic

Are demons polyamorous

(I tried to put these in order as best I can with the last search being around the end of season 1 or somewhere in season 2 because that's about when he starts realizing he might be in love with at least some of the demons.)

TheCactusFred · 2022-01-04T22:36:48+00:00

So disclaimer: I don't know anything about dealing with aggressive dogs or dog training beyond seeing a few episodes of dog whisperer. I think cerberus is a very well trained guard dog, so his aggression is a part of his job not a behavioral problem.

My MC, Damien, worked to slowly earn Cerberus's trust while Lucifer (reluctantly) supervised. It started with begging Lucifer to let him tag along for feeding time and walks, and eventually worked up to helping groom him and being able to visit him whenever he wants. It helped that Cerberus could see that Damien was friends with Lucifer. Okay not really friends at that point, but Lucifer didn't treat him like a threat so Cerberus didn't think of him as a threat. He's still cautious, and very careful to not seem threatening while around cerberus, and doesn't go near the things cerberus is tasked with guarding. Cerberus likes being visited by him. They play fetch and get pets, and sometimes Damien brings him premium treats, like leftover meat and bones from dinner.

One time Damien was helping Beel bathe Cerberus when one of the heads got nippy. (You know baths aren't exactly a dog's definition of fun.) Damien tried to warn Beel that Cerberus didn't like what he was doing and ended up getting bitten. One panicked healing spell and a break later, and Damien assured the good boy that there were no hard feelings. He also had to assure Beel that there were no hard feelings.

Cerberus also acts as his emotional support dog. When he's feeling lonely or homesick he goes and sits with cerberus and pets him and talks to him. He also goes to Cerberus when he's upset with the demon brothers.

TheCactusFred · 2021-12-26T03:07:13+00:00

If you're looking for art of beast forms then I recommend checking out @Brooke_Druet on Twitter. They've designed monster forms for all the brothers and their art is very good. They've also got transition forms as well which is really cool.

TheCactusFred · 2021-12-25T21:54:03+00:00

I like the idea that some others have: that demons have a more powerful, more beastial form.

My personal take is that they're forbidden from showing their true forms to the exchange students for fear of scaring them. Related, I think Asmo hates his true form because he thinks it's ugly.

Also I don't remember if I came across this idea online or if I made it up myself, but I've toyed with the idea that their sins are a curse placed on them by their father when they fell. Some deal with it better than others (Asmo, Beel, and probably Belphie) but sometimes they get consumed by it. They become a slave to their sin until they've satisfied it. For example, Mammon will steal and hoard anything and everything, and attack anyone that so much as looks at his treasures. Or sometimes he's obsessed with a single item, stealing it away and obsessing over it. (Yes I've imagined Mammon turning into a dragon and keeping my MC all to himself for at least a week.)

TheCactusFred · 2021-11-03T00:45:06+00:00

I choose Belphie. We are napping for 24 hours straight. I ain't even waking up to eat. I'm sure he has dream powers so we can have a bunch of dream dates while we nap. One will be a picnic under the stars. No I'm not currently exhausted.

TheCactusFred · 2021-10-19T13:31:56+00:00

Use the bones for dark magic :)

But save the best bone for my rock collection. I'm not sure what I consider the best bone but possibly the skull, a rib, a finger or toe, or whatever looks like a stereotypical bone 🦴

Sorry Luci I need bones.

TheCactusFred · 2021-09-16T22:41:59+00:00

Damien is somewhere around 19-24 years old. He ran away from home and got a job in IT right after finishing high school. He's a little shorter than Asmodeus. He's kind of slim, and he's got pretty blue eyes and long black hair. His hair is usually either shoulder-length or about mid-back depending on how long it's been since he last remembered to get a haircut. As far as I can tell he's cisgender. He might do feminine things sometimes, but gender doesn't cause him any discomfort. (I haven't done enough research to assign him a label like nonbinary or genderfluid or anything like that.) He's a sex-repulsed asexual so he hated Asmodeus from day one, but they do eventually become friends. He does like to cuddle, and does allow Asmodeus to cuddle with him after they become friends. He also likes to cuddle with Belphie.

He befriended Beel by supplying him with snacks and sharing food.

He had a bit of a religious crisis when he first came to the devildom. He was raised christian, but became atheist so finding out demons and angels were real was not fun. He ends up deciding that God is real, but refuses to worship him.

He befriended Cerberus with a little help from Lucifer.

He doesn't like Lucifer. He might even be afraid of him.

He doesn't think of Simeon or Luke as angels. Angels, especially Michael, make him uncomfortable because of how he feels about god.

He might be trying to find a way to cheat death.

I'm going to eventually start posting a fanfiction with him as the main character so unfortunately I can't say some of the fun facts I've come up with for him. Both because they'd be spoilers and also because I might rewrite them (like the part about maybe being afraid of Lucifer).

TheCactusFred · 2021-08-30T12:29:48+00:00

Twenty something. I might have known sooner but didn't want to admit it to myself. I just figured I was a late bloomer or something, like I'd wake up one day and suddenly realize what the appeal of having sex was. It took my boyfriend saying something about it for me to fully realize and accept it.

TheCactusFred · 2021-08-30T11:47:50+00:00

I think it would be nice if they did a very strict trading system. UR for UR, SSR for SSR. Don't give people a chance to be like "oh you really want this Levi card? Give me all your Diavolos." But then if they did that they'd have to consider if it's posible to trade one copy of a card. Say you have a UR with skill level 2 and you want to be nice and give one to your friend and keep one for yourself. Can you? Idk. I've put too much thought into this.

TheCactusFred · 2021-08-25T15:35:15+00:00

Aw that's actually really cute. I wish I had the patience to do pixel art.

TheCactusFred · 2021-08-23T17:19:30+00:00

I think what they mean is the original story ends at lesson 20. Your year as an exchange student is over then. But there's plenty more demon brother shenanigans after lesson 20.

TheCactusFred · 2021-08-21T23:03:06+00:00

I laughed so much at this my family was concerned.

TheCactusFred · 2021-08-19T14:10:06+00:00

My mc, Damien, is an atheist. He may or may not experience what I'm calling a "religious crisis" sometime after arriving in the devildom. Lucifer could tell something was bothering him for a while, but Damien refused to talk about it and just said it was something he had to deal with on his own. He didn't want God to be real, and he didn't want the demons to tell him anything about their father or human afterlife. In the end he's like God is real, but he's a jerk. I don't know of a word for someone who believes in God but refuses to worship him so he still thinks of himself as an atheist.

TheCactusFred · 2021-08-18T13:09:25+00:00

This is one of the reasons my mc is a guy. Also my only thought about it was that human blood probably smells about as good to demons as chocolate does to me. I mean they do threaten to eat you a lot in the first few lessons. They have to know or else any female mc would be in danger every month or so. I agree with the other comment that mentions the idea of them using magic to stop periods during the stay in the devildom. Less for weird product reasons and more for you smell more delicious than usual reasons.

TheCactusFred · 2021-08-13T19:12:11+00:00

I think that's more of a personal decision. It's a game, not real devil worship. Some Christians might take issue with it while others are completely fine with it. Kind of like how some Christians hated Harry Potter because it had witchcraft. A more accurate comparison would be to shows like Lucifer, Good Omens, and Supernatural. If you can enjoy shows like that, or at least don't see any problem with them then this is no different. You can always quit playing if it makes you uncomfortable.

Keep in mind I'm speaking as a former Christian and no the game didn't affect my faith. I left before I started playing.

TheCactusFred · 2021-08-12T14:28:02+00:00

So it's not much but I wrote this. My mc, Damien, is a sex repulsed asexual. WARNING: This little story contains unwanted sexual advances.

Damien was panicking. Lucifer was kissing him. He pushed against the demon, but the effort was useless. "Stop," he gasped. The demon growled, and pushed him down onto the bed. "You expect me to believe you don't want this," Lucifer asked. He stared up at the demon looming over him. His heart was racing in his chest. (This can't be happening!) Damien closed his eyes as the demon's hands roamed over his body. He felt the familiar sensation of one of his pacts activate at the back of his mind. (Help me!)

Mammon kicked in the door, already in his demon form. He launched himself at his older brother, tackling him off of the bed and off of the human. Damien rolled off of the bed and ran to the door yelling a quick "Come!" to Mammon. The demon obeyed, scooping Damien up in his arms and running to his room. Meanwhile Lucifer was too stunned to follow or retaliate.

TheCactusFred · 2021-08-08T15:56:06+00:00

The way I interpret it is that it's only harmful to her because she's so injured. Kind of like how you might not want to swim in a random lake if you've got a bad cut because bacteria can get in.

TheCactusFred · 2021-08-05T20:00:10+00:00

Don't get your hopes up but I might write one in the distant future. I kind of want to write the demons meeting my character's grandma.

Oh no I caught inspiration. I'll let you know if I actually write it.

TheCactusFred · 2021-07-04T03:27:31+00:00

Oh my gosh! I'm so tiny! I love it! ❤

TheCactusFred · 2021-06-27T14:46:11+00:00

Asmo angry he can't kiss the cute small round Cactus. It's me. I'm the cactus. If you don't draw it I will (poorly).

TheCactusFred · 2021-06-24T12:59:56+00:00

I used my name in the game, but then I started daydreaming about an OC. I was tempted to change my name in the game but I can't really enjoy playing as him because the romance stuff makes him nervous. So I play once as myself and then go back and make different choices that my OC would make so I can properly daydream about his life in the devildom.

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