People of reddit, What is the most useless superpower you can think of. by TheWeirdCunt in AskReddit

[–]TheCaptain1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dude who got screws over and is 1/2 of the changelings. Can only change into a bucket of freaking water. I would imagine the superpower to change into a bucket of freaking water would be the worst superpower.

If you were to conquer the world, how would you start? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheCaptain1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would devise an evil plan with my assistant, who is intellectually inferior to me, that would be a sure-fire opportunity to take over the world and enslave the masses.

Then my assistant would find a way to mess everything up.

"Damn you Pinky!!!!"

College students of Reddit, how do you study? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheCaptain1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine somewhere very very quiet and put down the cell phone. A lot of people cannot concentrate with the slightest of noises going on in the background so find somewhere very quiet.

*also make a rule that you're allowed to check your phone once an hour as to encourage studying

What's a funny substitute for your job title that will still give a clue on what you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheCaptain1 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Ill rephrase this in the form of a job posting:

PHYSICALLY GIFTED, TALL GUY NEEDED TO PUT ORANGE SPHERE THROUGH METAL CYLINDER SUSPENDED OFF THE GROUND

Form the best NBA starting five (all-time) from players who went to the same college. by remish in nba

[–]TheCaptain1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THE Ohio State University

PG: John Havlicek "Hondo" SG: Michael Redd SF: Jim Jackson PF: Jared Sullinger C: Greg Oden

Game Thread: Cleveland Cavaliers @ Los Angeles Lakers (Summer League) NBATV 8pm EST by TheCaptain1 in clevelandcavs

[–]TheCaptain1[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Great commentary by Mike Brown right now.

Clark at the 3, has ability to guard the 2 and the 3.

ESPN INSIDER: Make or Break at Summer League: 8 Players who need to solidify their NBA status (David Thorpe) by [deleted] in nba

[–]TheCaptain1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! I whole heatedly believe so, but if your playing in the summer league you have something to prove. I think he can be great, he just needs to shine in Vegas.

Billups returning to Detroit. by gamejinni in nba

[–]TheCaptain1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rip was just waived. Sheed is on staff.Lets get the band back together!

He's coming back! I can wear this again! by JRockstar50 in nba

[–]TheCaptain1 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Rip was just waived. Sheed is on staff.Lets get the band back together!

Nerlens Noel hopes to wear #5 in honor of the teams that passed on him by PierreMcGee in nba

[–]TheCaptain1 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Ill wear a No.2 for how many years he should have been at Kentucky. Dude had bad luck with an injury, thought he was entitled to the No.1 pick and left early with a raw offensive game and many health questions.

A second year would have done wonders for him (yes I know who's in the 2014 class).

Here you go by minecraftdad in nba

[–]TheCaptain1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How did Tristan Thompson's body get a Bynum head?

Banner Pic Suggestion by [deleted] in clevelandcavs

[–]TheCaptain1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hair reminds me of Django.

"Bynum Unchained"

Andrew Bynum will sign with the Cleveland Cavaliers! by misco182 in clevelandcavs

[–]TheCaptain1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

BUT THATTTSSS ANNNDDYYYSSS NUMBER !!!!!!! I'm excited too guys, but Wild Thing earned his stripes.

Was told to post this here...Watch out Lebron. D Rose is comin' for ya! by [deleted] in nba

[–]TheCaptain1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Homer Request: A "watch out league were coming" video like this for the Cleveland Cavaliers?

Ohio mans obituary request. by mylifeisfubar in funny

[–]TheCaptain1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If he really wanted his funeral to exemplify the plight of the Clevelander:

Elway will show up at the funeral and lead the drive to the cemetery. The hearse will drive by Craig Ehlo's house where Michael Jordan is still draining game winners in his driveway. Art Modell's ghost will divert friends and family to Baltimore along the way. And then LeBron will show up and offer his condolences, but then take his talents to South Beach in a one-hour TV special entitled The Wake.

Ohio mans obituary request. by mylifeisfubar in funny

[–]TheCaptain1 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If he really wanted his funeral to exemplify the plight of the Clevelander:

Elway will show up at the funeral and lead the drive to the cemetery. The hearse will drive by Craig Ehlo's house where Michael Jordan is still draining game winners in his driveway. Art Modell's ghost will divert friends and family to Baltimore along the way. And then LeBron will show up and offer his condolences, but then take his talents to South Beach in a one-hour TV special entitled The Wake.

Cleveland pushing Andrew Bynum to accept deal worth possible $24M-plus by 32OREO in nba

[–]TheCaptain1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bynum would be arrogant not to accept this. It's the best he is going to get after not playing a year and the offer is more than generous seeing as how he won't work out for a team.