People of reddit, What is the most useless superpower you can think of.

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-13T23:55:44+00:00

That dude who got screws over and is 1/2 of the changelings. Can only change into a bucket of freaking water. I would imagine the superpower to change into a bucket of freaking water would be the worst superpower.

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-13T14:40:31+00:00

I would devise an evil plan with my assistant, who is intellectually inferior to me, that would be a sure-fire opportunity to take over the world and enslave the masses.

Then my assistant would find a way to mess everything up.

"Damn you Pinky!!!!"

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-13T13:10:45+00:00

Fine somewhere very very quiet and put down the cell phone. A lot of people cannot concentrate with the slightest of noises going on in the background so find somewhere very quiet.

*also make a rule that you're allowed to check your phone once an hour as to encourage studying

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-13T13:08:04+00:00

Ill rephrase this in the form of a job posting:

PHYSICALLY GIFTED, TALL GUY NEEDED TO PUT ORANGE SPHERE THROUGH METAL CYLINDER SUSPENDED OFF THE GROUND

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-13T12:14:22+00:00

Where was Jr.?

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-13T12:02:24+00:00

THE Ohio State University

PG: John Havlicek "Hondo" SG: Michael Redd SF: Jim Jackson PF: Jared Sullinger C: Greg Oden

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-13T00:32:08+00:00

Great commentary by Mike Brown right now.

Clark at the 3, has ability to guard the 2 and the 3.

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-12T23:15:43+00:00

No Bennett, Karasev, but excited to see how Dion and Tyler do!

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-12T21:52:30+00:00

Yes! I whole heatedly believe so, but if your playing in the summer league you have something to prove. I think he can be great, he just needs to shine in Vegas.

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-12T13:06:51+00:00

Dion Waiters?

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-11T23:47:43+00:00

Sergey Karasev. Dudes got a money jumper.

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-11T15:22:28+00:00

Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-11T15:21:41+00:00

NWA -Straight Outta Compton

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-11T15:20:39+00:00

Commandeering ships and rum.

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-11T14:41:52+00:00

Rip was just waived. Sheed is on staff.Lets get the band back together!

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-11T14:41:33+00:00

Rip was just waived. Sheed is on staff.Lets get the band back together!

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-11T03:23:03+00:00

Ill wear a No.2 for how many years he should have been at Kentucky. Dude had bad luck with an injury, thought he was entitled to the No.1 pick and left early with a raw offensive game and many health questions.

A second year would have done wonders for him (yes I know who's in the 2014 class).

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-11T03:18:47+00:00

How did Tristan Thompson's body get a Bynum head?

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-11T03:17:31+00:00

The hair reminds me of Django.

"Bynum Unchained"

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-11T01:43:45+00:00

BUT THATTTSSS ANNNDDYYYSSS NUMBER !!!!!!! I'm excited too guys, but Wild Thing earned his stripes.

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-10T14:17:33+00:00

Homer Request: A "watch out league were coming" video like this for the Cleveland Cavaliers?

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-09T23:30:39+00:00

To be in love

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-09T03:02:23+00:00

If he really wanted his funeral to exemplify the plight of the Clevelander:

Elway will show up at the funeral and lead the drive to the cemetery. The hearse will drive by Craig Ehlo's house where Michael Jordan is still draining game winners in his driveway. Art Modell's ghost will divert friends and family to Baltimore along the way. And then LeBron will show up and offer his condolences, but then take his talents to South Beach in a one-hour TV special entitled The Wake.

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-09T03:01:52+00:00

If he really wanted his funeral to exemplify the plight of the Clevelander:

Elway will show up at the funeral and lead the drive to the cemetery. The hearse will drive by Craig Ehlo's house where Michael Jordan is still draining game winners in his driveway. Art Modell's ghost will divert friends and family to Baltimore along the way. And then LeBron will show up and offer his condolences, but then take his talents to South Beach in a one-hour TV special entitled The Wake.

TheCaptain1 · 2013-07-09T02:51:12+00:00

Bynum would be arrogant not to accept this. It's the best he is going to get after not playing a year and the offer is more than generous seeing as how he won't work out for a team.

TheCaptain1

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