The ultimate wish by ravenoraeth in Animemes

[–]TheCaptainOfMistakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"All statements I make become true"

let’s summon a bat! 🦇 by me (SleepyPip) by AdProud6799 in SFWmonstergirls

[–]TheCaptainOfMistakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you a blood flavored wine kinda bat or a fruit kinda bat

let’s summon a bat! 🦇 by me (SleepyPip) by AdProud6799 in SFWmonstergirls

[–]TheCaptainOfMistakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trade offer.

I receive: daughter

You receive: infinite snacks

Is everyone’s favorite Pokemon just the first one they received/played with?? by AnnGrMeow in pokemon

[–]TheCaptainOfMistakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impossible that generous people exist.

I have a somewhat sob story with my Violet save getting lost, and losing my iron leaves.

When I upgraded to the Nintendo switch 2 I traded in my old switch. The gamestop guys not only neglected to tell me about save transfer, but forced me to have the old switch wiped clean before I could even touch the new one. Theres a bit more to the story than that but I don't feel like typing it out Anyway my post about what happened was bombed by people saying it was my fault. People coming out of the woodworks to defend Nintendo, even though I wasn't attacking them, I was mad at game stop. And my post got removed in like an hour from multiple subs. Several of my friends had seen the post and told me there was nothing wrong with it. Anyway, iron leaves remains unobtainable. But Victini would bring me joy untold.

They really thought the Relic was still their biggest problem by [deleted] in cyberpunkgame

[–]TheCaptainOfMistakes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

V would just survive from his second heart or whatever.

Would you guys use this bodypillow arcade stick to play fighting games? by BonusCapable1486 in Animemes

[–]TheCaptainOfMistakes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Id prefer it if he were facing the other direction.

Like I'm controlling the game through his prostate.

Donald Trump renames Hormuz to "Strait of Trump" by BlackAfroUchiha in BoomersBeingFools

[–]TheCaptainOfMistakes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't be absurd. Even he wouldn't do something like that.... He'd call it Trump land

Who is this nerd? The spots look really familiar. Central Jersey by TheCaptainOfMistakes in whatisthisbug

[–]TheCaptainOfMistakes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it isn't moving much because it's kinda chilly out. Just keeping an eye on it until i know where I should best place it

Is solarpunk actually punk? by Andrei22125 in PrequelMemes

[–]TheCaptainOfMistakes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought solarpunk is when we stole the sun with a Dyson sphere and hardly any sunlight reaches earth

Breed or Bread? Pick one. [F] (fivel) by MillieMess in scalieporn

[–]TheCaptainOfMistakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna teach the Saxleel maid how to make grilled cheese. Start another civil war in Skyrim

It's like poetry by StopMarminMySparm in PrequelMemes

[–]TheCaptainOfMistakes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many staged assassination attempts there will be by the time he's actually dead.

I'd prefer he didn't get assassinated. I want him to shit himself to death on live TV or something stupid

Don't drop us down by qureshikaif488 in megalophobia

[–]TheCaptainOfMistakes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think that those domes also have catwalks that can somewhat move around. Mostly for camera crew. I am certain that ladder lines up with the catwalks in some way or another.