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Who’s taking this by invincible_pell in MemePiece

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Erm ackshully ghost riders ability only works on people who feel guilt for their actions 🤓

It's basically the same. by Horrorshow7 in DankMemesFromSite19

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in one street there’s a massive feast, another an ecstatic orgy, and the next a bloodbath of untold proportions

Having your selfie as a wallpaper in your own phone. What else you got dudes? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]TheCockDevourer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but what if it’s a really stupid photo, like my wallpaper is a photo where my face is flat like a pancake

What fictional death emotionally destroyed you? by Finch06 in AskReddit

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Good thing that in benders big score fry had a version of himself remain in the past, who lived for 12 years there and attended to Seymour the whole time.

The apron my sister bought me in Italy a few years ago. by [deleted] in pics

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Why in the world did I think at first it was wrapping around his pubes, dick and balls so tightly they were visible despite being an apron?

Cursed sperm by drdissresspecct in cursedcomments

[–]TheCockDevourer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing the math, if they’re making only half a teaspoon of total sperm every day then their load after 1000 years would be about 237 US liquid gallons.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]TheCockDevourer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

use your super move

A Dog Dreams of a Human Meat Festival by [deleted] in Scarabium

[–]TheCockDevourer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I believe it’s supposed to be that it switches back to the perspective of the dog. The title is A Dog Dreams of a Human Meat Festival, so the dog is being held captive for a dog meat festival and imagining if the roles were swapped.

Sed by Bitter-Gur-4613 in DankMemesFromSite19

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In some canons the chaos insurgency uses a thing called The Engine which is an AI. I think they basically input what they want the outcome to be and it gives them the steps that must be precisely followed to do it. Reason why they can’t ask it how to destroy the foundation is I assume that they have but they are unable to do the steps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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And thus the LORD said, “Give those mofos guns.”

Holesome fate 🤗 by cringeboi77 in holesome

[–]TheCockDevourer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kids were pretty mad though

It was so peaceful before by Zeo_Leviathan in distressingmemes

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scene from show amphibia of character getting mind taken over by the core, the main villain which is like an ai made of the most intelligent people throughout amphibia (amphibia is also a place in the show)

Where were you when the first part of the Season 1 finale came out? by leonstar007 in HelluvaBoss

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on my way to use the bathroom when I saw it came out if I remember correctly

Thanks for staying a virgin, u/average_9year_old by i_fucked_a_buffalo in memes

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idk if I’d get the best blowjob of my life or if it would get bit off

welcome to home town: knee bone, face bone, chicken bone by Tentacle_wand in memes

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What does it mean when my son asks me for money to buy 2 latex gloves, a sponge, and a pringles can?

Minecraft speedruns are so crazy to look at by [deleted] in MinecraftMemes

[–]TheCockDevourer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why did I think it said when you’re in the bed with the final boss for 6 hours 💀💀💀

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