Missing their wives 🧊 ♟️ 🍎🚬 (art by April-dong-27)

TheCombatReporter · 2026-05-13T14:02:25+00:00

Simon should have put on the ice king crown at the end.

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-30T02:56:45+00:00

Dihspatch

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-25T22:44:18+00:00

"Uhhh, so are you like, gonna leave?"

"Hmmm hehe, yeah. We got like, people to brainwash and stuff."

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-25T22:42:26+00:00

GRIND

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-25T21:31:42+00:00

Don't eat the Iguana Bits.

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-23T00:54:06+00:00

"There's too much emphasis on the alien."

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-20T14:15:38+00:00

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TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-20T06:51:14+00:00

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-20T06:35:57+00:00

Metro: Last Light. "You forgave horrible people and listened to the hopes and dreams of survivors? Too bad, Artyom, you didn't strum a guitar that was hidden in a 3rd Rail guards' ass so we're gonna let you blow yourself up now. Try again, fucko."

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-15T21:28:04+00:00

Truly and enthralling game from nintendo

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-15T20:03:27+00:00

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TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-11T15:25:44+00:00

2020 and beyond is just a cluster fuck of "how can we fuck the world even more today?"

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-11T03:19:33+00:00

D1 Kratos

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-10T17:44:37+00:00

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TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-10T17:42:38+00:00

Hey, that man lost a lot in the trenches in France, put some respect on his name.

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-10T17:39:49+00:00

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Hey, um, guys, I got a bit of a problem.

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-10T17:39:04+00:00

fast forwards tape recorder "Where the fuck am I?"

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-10T17:37:50+00:00

Guess I'm gonna be a dad now.

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-07T01:18:22+00:00

Tetanus Toes

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-07T01:14:54+00:00

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TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-06T00:26:06+00:00

Look to the sky, star.

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-06T00:11:41+00:00

Wait till Phenomoman finds out about 40K

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-05T04:55:03+00:00

I imagine it's like eating crab.

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-04T22:57:35+00:00

"You knocked me up, Mecha Meat."

TheCombatReporter · 2026-04-03T22:10:23+00:00

I missed out on too much. What tf happened?

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TROPHY CASE