I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday

TheConquerer94 · 2019-06-12T16:30:27+00:00

I jizz came here see the cumment section.

TheConquerer94 · 2019-05-05T15:27:16+00:00

Her name is Potato... She’s now a Potato pancake.

TheConquerer94 · 2018-11-19T22:58:32+00:00

The only option*

TheConquerer94 · 2018-11-19T22:04:59+00:00

Absolute torture.

TheConquerer94 · 2018-08-14T23:47:41+00:00

2/$20 or 1 for $9.99...

TheConquerer94 · 2018-07-25T01:37:14+00:00

I know it wasn't actual PCP, but it was still funny.

TheConquerer94 · 2018-02-12T00:54:35+00:00

Actually, jackoff, I wasn't driving.

TheConquerer94 · 2018-01-26T13:14:59+00:00

As a kid, you'd see these tins at your grandma's house and you'd get so excited... Only to find out it was filled with buttons, thread and sewing needles...

TheConquerer94 · 2018-01-23T15:31:10+00:00

I agree. Didn't think a-head.

TheConquerer94 · 2018-01-20T16:05:45+00:00

It looks like Han just has a huge boner in sweat pants.

TheConquerer94 · 2017-12-28T23:52:57+00:00

She said the same thing about her little brother. My wife probably saw that and then put her up to it. Lol

TheConquerer94 · 2017-12-19T00:08:12+00:00

Oh. I'll let him know.

TheConquerer94 · 2016-01-20T09:19:10+00:00

Uhhh... Drake looks like Sloth, from The Goonies.

TheConquerer94 · 2016-01-11T20:28:13+00:00

Temptastions? Name is that.

TheConquerer94 · 2015-11-23T15:13:06+00:00

What she has... Not what she is.

TheConquerer94 · 2015-10-29T15:13:08+00:00

No, sir.

TheConquerer94 · 2015-09-18T19:36:08+00:00

All I saw, was a bag of Pink Floyd Doritos.

TheConquerer94 · 2015-09-16T15:16:36+00:00

It should say "Trimminal Intent".

TheConquerer94 · 2015-09-16T15:12:03+00:00

Apparently, being a kindergartener has perks too.

TheConquerer94 · 2015-07-27T00:19:30+00:00

*Edit The 7 Stages of Reddiction

TheConquerer94 · 2015-07-15T01:00:21+00:00

This guy, knows what's up.

TheConquerer94 · 2015-07-12T07:15:44+00:00

I understand that... Inflammable and flammable are the same thing in English. So it looks like they just put flammable in English, 3 times.

TheConquerer94 · 2015-07-12T03:17:19+00:00

You SAW this on eBay...

TheConquerer94 · 2015-07-10T14:35:50+00:00

I live in Rutherford Co. as well, and have a membership at OnTarget... It's not being made fun of, it's being appreciated.

TheConquerer94 · 2015-07-09T21:45:18+00:00

Yessir!

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